New Insults Needed

[WolfsButterfly]

Stankpotato

That's one Steve randomly called me one day lol, I was like.... what the fluffnuggets?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had way too much fun with this: Insult Generator. Here are a few prime examples-

I despise you so much I can't even breathe.
Eat shit, you unwelcome dickwanker.
I just queefed a chunk of tickle me elmo out of my gaping serpent socket and it was the spitting image of you.
Go fuck hideous skanks, you forever alone douche.
I hate you so much I can't even have children.
In comparison with you, cancer sounds pretty good.

 

[DoRaMe]

Longer ones include:

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

You'll never be the man your mother is.

Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

Ok, I can't stop laughing. The first one will be now be my go to. God, you are funny!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ok, I can't stop laughing. The first one will be now be my go to. God, you are funny!

I have so many!! Suz_anne has unleashed a beast

I'd rather masturbate with a whip to Sarah Jessica Parker than spend another day with you.
I'm pretty sure I saw you on Monday night, and oh my lord in heaven I needed to donkey punch you in an uncomfortable place.
You are not even remotely hot, in fact you're a sailor.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

We should meet up next week, it's legendary to hang out with someone with so many more neuroses.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

They won't stop...

Hey thickness, I find your 30 chins appalling.
Eat a love wand, you Iraqi social worker.

(is this where I add the disclaimer that I am in NO way politically correct?)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your slit had a password, it would be hellohello.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your slit had a password, it would be hellohello.

Um, it's hellohello123

 

[where_is_RUTH]

an American friend of a friend; while we were all snowboarding; became so annoyed at me (incensed - and I still don't know why) just became in the moment mega frustrated at what I was saying/doing blurted out "you are just - argh - you - argh - you are not just a douchebag, you are the little tiny brush to clean out the nozzle - you douche-bag-nozzle-cleaner...

still makes me smile

 

[DarkSimian]

A friend in college would call guys penis envy. It's actually a psychological term for the jealousy some adolescent females feel when they realize that they don't have a penis. Which is appropriate for some dickless wonders out there.....

 

[DarciD]

My personal favorite ... pencil dick.

 

[girlyboi85]

Dobber is a good Scottish one.

 

[Nickyjohns53]

A high school friend long ago used the term Pecker Face

 

[Cymru6969]

Wing nut
Needle dick bug fucker
Spunk bubble

 

[Suz_anne]

Dobber is a good Scottish one.

Dobber sounds so silly, yet insulting. Excellent.

 

[islandjoe2]

Cum dumpster.
Shut your cock-holster.
Assface
Dong nose
Dumber than a sack of dicks
Poopdick

 

[geronimo_appleby]

spunk-trumpet.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Cunt
Dick rider
Cum slut
Waste of sperm
The one time your Mother forgot to swallow

 

[papadoc19]

fumble nuts

 

[DarkSimian]

I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.

 

[MichaelinChina]

2 that come to mind:

Pull your cunt over your head!

and

You are not worth a wank!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Dobber is a good Scottish one.

used in Australia too! Nobody likes a dobber, but I feel the culture is changing.

 

[mickyp123]

Last night, Corbal threw out the word "dickcheese" and today, aussie used the word "assnugget" on other threads and it was fantastic. It made me laugh and my heart happy. It also reminded me that I need to up my insult game.

I typically hurl them while driving and I'm getting tired of my current stable. It's hard to believe, but "cow twat" is getting old.

So my question for you... what are some good insults that I can add to my repertoire?

They can be clean, they can be dirty, they can be funny, they can be cunt-ish. I them all!

Corbal is in a League of her own for that stuff, bless her cotton......whatever

 

[mickyp123]

Is that a tic tac in your knickers or are you just pleased to see me

 

[mickyp123]

If you knew you were going live as long as you have, would you have taken better care of yourself.

Regarding what you said about your body looking awful, your fucking eyesight is spot on.