OK … but hear me out

[SWR101]

Okay, hear me out…

Lurch from the Addams Family…

Strong, quiet, attentive, I see it

 

[DannieB]

Ok, but hear me out.

Michael Myers- Halloween

It’s the way he moves, right?!

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay, hear me out…

Dracula! You know he’s hot…

 

[TongueLust]

It’s the way he moves, right?!

Yup! He doesn't waste time, in and out.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Okay, hear me out:
Bad Princess Jasmine

Okay… but hear me out…

The real Buffy the Vampire Slayer…

Real Buffy, sure. Real Kristy Swanson, fuck no!

Jackie Brown

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For a few months when I was like 19 or so, I worked at the mall where they filmed Jackie Brown! (And Bad Santa and the original Valley Girl)

Ok, hear me out...

He is wealthy and has an accent. Need I say more?

Scrooge McDuck
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The 80s/90s Scrooge McDuck, or David Tennant?

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Giant head, tiny body? NMK, but ok.

Okay, hear me out…

Lurch from the Addams Family…

Thing would be more portable, and likely quite skilled.

 

[SWR101]

The 80s/90s Scrooge McDuck, or David Tennant?

All due respect to Alan Young (man reprised the role in his 90’s for the remaster of the OG Ducktales video game) but I’D drop my panties for Tennant

 

[BrendaBear]

Thing would be more portable, and likely quite skilled.

Lurch? Portable???

 

[DannieB]

Lurch? Portable???

Thing. The hand

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Ok, but hear me out.

Michael Myers- Halloween

I was soooo close to putting him in here! I get it!

 

[BrendaBear]

Thing. The hand

Oh… duh! And Ted Cassidy actually played Thing too. I don’t know why I didn’t catch that…

I am such a dork.

 

[Sammysub07]

Mhmmm I’d be his detective any day!!

https://tenor.com/bT7Cs.gif

 

[DannieB]

Oh… duh! And Ted Cassidy actually played Thing too. I don’t know why I didn’t catch that…

I am such a dork.

I can see how you could’ve read it

 

[Sammysub07]

Can’t forget about Cole Turner and Belthazor

 

[Sammysub07]

Last one..

 

[TXRafe]

if someone says uncle fester or curly from the three stooges, i am so getting cyber laid *fingers crossed*

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay… hear me out…

The Gunfighter from Westworld (the real one)

 

[TXRafe]

evan rachel wood from westworld (the good one )

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Last one..

Bald, nice body, and cleans!! Who wouldn't find this crush worthy!

 

[DannieB]

Ok…but hear me out

Bob from Bob’s Burgers

 

[Rob_Royale]

Ok, but hear me out.
Not in spite of, but because of that laugh.
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And you KNOW she's a moaner. "Oh, Mr. Sheffield!"

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Ok, but hear me out...
All of them

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It’s the bomber jacket and fedora… on that note:

Gadget was one of my first boy crushes

Ummm…I don’t think you’re using the term “boy crush” correctly. That would be if you were crushing on another boy, not a boyhood crush on a girl.

Giant head, tiny body? NMK, but ok.


Thing would be more portable, and likely quite skilled.

This tracks. I saw a meme or single-panel comic sometime in the last week or so where Gomez walked into the room to find Morticia in bed and Thing was sneaking away on the other side of the bed!

 

[vagrantx]

How it all started..

 

[TXRafe]

Ummm…I don’t think you’re using the term “boy crush” correctly. That would be if you were crushing on another boy, not a boyhood crush on a girl.


This tracks. I saw a meme or single-panel comic sometime in the last week or so where Gomez walked into the room to find Morticia in bed and Thing was sneaking away on the other side of the bed!

a lot can be made up for with magic fingers...