Pmann’s Reasons Why Women Won’t Talk To Me (You) Thread

[Bbl87]

I tried really hard to not say it, but I can't help it. Megaroll?

They're always empty, so I don't know, haha.

 

[Cindy027]

So here’s an exercise for the boys:

Measure the circumference (girth) and divide by pi.(3.14...)
Then divide by 2, this will give you penile radius.
Square the radius
Multiply the squared radius by pi (3.14...)
You now have the penile base area.
Multiply the base area by the penile length.
The result is penile volume.

NOW Pump up the volume

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

They're always empty, so I don't know, haha.

What I just read is that you never put a new roll of TP on after you finish one.

 

[Bbl87]

What I just read is that you never put a new roll of TP on after you finish one.

Haha, fair, but I'm not the household member guilty of that! I just occasionally save the empty ones for... purposes...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So here’s an exercise for the boys:

Measure the circumference (girth) and divide by pi.(3.14...)
Then divide by 2, this will give you penile radius.
Square the radius
Multiply the squared radius by pi (3.14...)
You now have the penile base area.
Multiply the base area by the penile length.
The result is penile volume.

NOW Pump up the volume

I have never been so glad to not be a man.

Haha, fair, but I'm not the household member guilty of that! I just occasionally save the empty ones for... purposes...

Craft projects?

 

[Bbl87]

So here’s an exercise for the boys:

Measure the circumference (girth) and divide by pi.(3.14...)
Then divide by 2, this will give you penile radius.
Square the radius
Multiply the squared radius by pi (3.14...)
You now have the penile base area.
Multiply the base area by the penile length.
The result is penile volume.

NOW Pump up the volume

Or, if your lazy like me...

https://calcsd.info/

 

[Bbl87]

I have never been so glad to not be a man.


Craft projects?

Suuuuuuuure

 

[SassySheDevil]

Honestly, Red Bull cans are probably the best comparison for most guys. A red bull can is like 6.75" girth if I recall correctly? Still farking huge, but closer to reality for most guys.

lol And you have obviously measured a red bull can at some point.

Out of the millions of dick pics I've seen since I joined Lit, I don't think I've ever seen one next to a beer can. I probably would have asked, if that's chilled are you sure you want it near that?

I'm grateful only a few have sent me that. Most just talk about it.

Haha, true. I'm assuming its side my side? I've never used one. TP roll seems to work well.

Yes. Side by side is how I've seen it.

Haha, fair, but I'm not the household member guilty of that! I just occasionally save the empty ones for... purposes...

Pmann fucks watermelon and vacuum cleaners. You fuck TP rolls. Here I thought masturbating on my stomach was weird.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

What a voyage of self (and other's selves) discovery this has been

 

[Bbl87]

lol And you have obviously measured a red bull can at some point.


Pmann fucks watermelon and vacuum cleaners. You fuck TP rolls. Here I thought masturbating on my stomach was weird.

Never actually measured a red bull can. That was obtained from ye olde internet. So, could be wrong, haha.

And no, I don't. I couldn't if I tried. That's the whole point!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Never actually measured a red bull can. That was obtained from ye olde internet. So, could be wrong, haha.

And no, I don't. I couldn't if I tried. That's the whole point.

Here's your chance to practice. "Just the tip"

 

[Bbl87]

Here's your chance to practice. "Just the tip"

Haha, yep. Easy practice, that choice is made for me. I'd post photographic proof but, ya know, I have an image to uphold.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Haha, yep. Easy practice, that choice is made for me. I'd post photographic proof but, ya know, I have an image to uphold.

No worries. I wouldn't want you to damage your reputation.

 

[Bbl87]

I mean, it is a rock solid one. My reputation that is.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So here’s an exercise for the boys:

Measure the circumference (girth) and divide by pi.(3.14...)
Then divide by 2, this will give you penile radius.
Square the radius
Multiply the squared radius by pi (3.14...)
You now have the penile base area.
Multiply the base area by the penile length.
The result is penile volume.

NOW Pump up the volume

She has math jokes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What a voyage of self (and other's selves) discovery this has been

And we still don’t know whose dick is largest.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I know roughly how long my cock is but have no idea what girth it is! I’ll have a dig around in my wife’s sewing box!

Just stick it out the window. I can probably measure the girth from here

 

[DuvessaNight]

I mean If any of you boys wanna have a dick measuring comparison, I’ll unselfishly use my impartial weenier observation skillz.

I’m selfless

 

[Orchidea73]

I can only speak for myself (obviously). But it depends what you mean by "talking".
I do reply to almost everyone, at least once. The reason I won't chat (as in spending time and mental energy) with "you" is because either you have not respected my personal boundaries (they don't have to be communicated for them to exist,) or because you do not stimulate my mind. Speaking bluntly, you bore me.

This goes both ways. I'm sure some people have felt the same about me. No hard feelings.
I don't take it personally. This is how it goes and rightly so. With some we click and with some we don't. We do not have to please everyone. Chemistry is a word I love.

Having said all that, the number of people I talk in private (women and men) can be counted on the fingers of one hand. It's not daily and often not even weekly, and we're cool with that.

Lit has been a fun place for me. The moment it stops to be, I leave without prior notice.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I can only speak for myself (obviously). But it depends what you mean by "talking".
I do reply to almost everyone, at least once. The reason I won't chat (as in spending time and mental energy) with "you" is because either you have not respected my personal boundaries (they don't have to be communicated for them to exist,) or because you do not stimulate my mind. Speaking bluntly, you bore me.

This goes both ways. I'm sure some people have felt the same about me. No hard feelings.
I don't take it personally. This is how it goes and rightly so. With some we click and with some we don't. We do not have to please everyone. Chemistry is a word I love.

Having said all that, the number of people I talk in private (women and men) can be counted on the fingers of one hand. It's not daily and often not even weekly, and we're cool with that.

Lit has been a fun place for me. The moment it stops to be, I leave without prior notice.

Beautifully said.

 

[Bbl87]

I mean If any of you boys wanna have a dick measuring comparison, I’ll unselfishly use my impartial weenier observation skillz.

I’m selfless

PM sent.

Nah, you already know...

 

[Bbl87]

And we still don’t know whose dick is largest.

Depends on how we define largest. I think the volume formula might be our best measuring dick, I mean stick.

 

[DuvessaNight]

PM sent.

Nah, you already know...

Rookie mistake. Was replying to this

You are some stiff competition.

(See what I did there?)

 

[Bbl87]

Rookie mistake. Was replying to this

I'm counting that as being in the lead unless I hear otherwise.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I'm counting that as being in the lead unless I hear otherwise.

It's all about being ahead isn't it?