Pmann’s Reasons Why Women Won’t Talk To Me (You) Thread

[AmberLGreen]

Clackers.
Yes...I might be old

These got banned because so many kids were breaking their fingers with them

 

[AmberLGreen]

I was waxing poetic about balls the other night. I like balls. Big ones. Wrinkly ones. Ones that hang low and make that slapping sound. All the balls! So many kinds!

Somebody I used to know would wash his balls in fairy liquid because it apparently made them more wrinkly and he liked how that felt

 

[Dribble]

These got banned because so many kids were breaking their fingers with them

They got banned because you could get them going fast enough that they would shatter and the pieces would fly off and hit people...potentially putting out your eye. It was common for them to shatter in cold weather

 

[QuietCanadian]

Legit i had clackers.
So did my baby bro.

Of course you did, you do love balls.

 

[may_I_please]

This thread is really getting more dick than tits

TBF you seem to attract a lot of women to your threads

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hurry up. My neighbours are giving me funny looks.

It takes time to try and fit all of these different sized things on it! TP roll - no, beer can - no, oak barrel - at a push

 

[SassySheDevil]

It takes time to try and fit all of these different sized things on it! TP roll - no, beer can - no, oak barrel - at a push

My not awake brain read that last part as "a push pin" I was ready to call you out for your sadistic ways

 

[AmberLGreen]

My not awake brain read that last part as "a push pin" I was ready to call you out for your sadistic ways

I have thought of Rapha in a push and pin way but without the sadism

 

[ydahecnot]

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Clackers.
Yes...I might be old

I had forgotten about those. Kids playing kung fu could imagine them as weapons. I hope the slogan wasn’t “grab life by the blue balls”

 

[AmberLGreen]

This thread is really getting more dick than tits

Is it making you feel like this

 

[Lord Pmann]

TBF you seem to attract a lot of women to your threads

Pity posts? I’m only kidding. It’s because I’m delightful and I know how to show respect to bitches.

Is it making you feel like this

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This sounds about right.

 

[jaF0]

The Hollies explained it ....



Just one look. That's all it took. Just one look.

 

[Drinkmein]

Some just are unappealing. Hi how are you. Tell me in detail all your experiences and fantasies. ( no response ). Him again : are you there? I want you to cum w me.

Hard pass.

 

[Trekka]

Some just are unappealing. Hi how are you. Tell me in detail all your experiences and fantasies. ( no response ). Him again : are you there? I want you to cum w me.

Hard pass.

^this!!

Straight up boring mofos be everywhere!
This is Lit.
One best know how to write.
With alacrity.
And gusto!

 

[Lord Pmann]

^this!!

Straight up boring mofos be everywhere!
This is Lit.
One best know how to write.
With alacrity.
And gusto!

Thanok yuo for this compliniment.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Grundle. Always forgotten.

Nobody searches for taint porn. I keep making iterations of Grundle Gremlins 69. No biters.

Grundle is one of the least sexy words in existence. I feel myself drying up.

I remember hearing horror stories about them and lawn darts.

Yes! Ideally steel tipped lawn jarts played over the house for some added “you could lose an eye or toe” fun!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes! Ideally steel tipped lawn jarts played over the house for some added “you could lose an eye or toe” fun!

This was the Scandinavian version?

 

[Cat]

This was the Scandinavian version?

... Without having any idea what you are talking about.. I feel kinda .. weirdly offended

 

[Pad_Foot]

No one will chat with me because I thought Denmark was further south than Scandinavia.
And I can't spell Scandinavia apparently. That was my first attempt ever.

 

[Lord Pmann]

... Without having any idea what you are talking about.. I feel kinda .. weirdly offended

Lawn darts:



They were toys invented to maim children. The object of the game was to place the circle in the yard and each child would take a pointy dart and launch it towards the circle. The person who got closest wins. What could go wrong?

Lawn Darts… brought to you from the makers of other such toys like “Black Widows in a Can” and “Marbles for Babies”.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Some just are unappealing. Hi how are you. Tell me in detail all your experiences and fantasies. ( no response ). Him again : are you there? I want you to cum w me.

Hard pass.

Too much truth.

 

[Dribble]

Lawn darts:

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They were toys invented to maim children. The object of the game was to place the circle in the yard and each child would take a pointy dart and launch it towards the circle. The person who got closest wins. What could go wrong?

Lawn Darts… brought to you from the makers of other such toys like “Black Widows in a Can” and “Marbles for Babies”.

It was a great game. Seriously. Darwinism at its finest.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It was a great game. Seriously. Darwinism at its finest.

at least back then we didn't have stupid warnings on everything because of idiots and lawsuits for being idiots!!

When I went to the Kraken game. They have a living wall with plants. They actually had a sign on the wall that said, "please don't eat the plants" UGH!! WTF happened to society that makes us need such signs everywhere now??

 

[Lord Pmann]

It was a great game. Seriously. Darwinism at its finest.

This is really one of the best skits ever. And so relevant to this discussion.

 

[Cat]

Lawn darts:

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They were toys invented to maim children. The object of the game was to place the circle in the yard and each child would take a pointy dart and launch it towards the circle. The person who got closest wins. What could go wrong?

Lawn Darts… brought to you from the makers of other such toys like “Black Widows in a Can” and “Marbles for Babies”.

.... Oh.....

Yeah... What could go wrong..
I agree with @Dribble - Darwin awards worthy...

But... What would make it Scandinavian..