Pmann’s Reasons Why Women Won’t Talk To Me (You) Thread

[Bbl87]

It's all about being ahead isn't it?

Getting a head. Or some head. Or something like that?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I mean. There are plenty of dick themed threads in Ampics if you guys need to show off.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I mean. There are plenty of dick themed threads in Ampics if you guys need to show off.

Can’t they show them here? I don’t like to venture out of the safety of the PG

 

[DuvessaNight]

I’m just being neighborly. Not like I wanna see dick or anything… yea no, not. at. all.

 

[Bbl87]

Can’t they show them here? I don’t like to venture out of the safety of the PG

I don't share them publicly. Just my thing. PMs on the other hand...

Not to mention, doesn't seem to be in the original spirit of the thread.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This thread is really getting more dick than tits

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

 

[DuvessaNight]

This thread is really getting more dick than tits

We could always shift the conversation to balls. They just don’t get the attention they deserve anyways.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Can’t they show them here? I don’t like to venture out of the safety of the PG

They could. Old habits die hard.

This thread is really getting more dick than tits

I fail to see the problem.

 

[Lord Pmann]

We could always shift the conversation to balls. They just don’t get the attention they deserve anyways.

Grundle. Always forgotten.

Nobody searches for taint porn. I keep making iterations of Grundle Gremlins 69. No biters.

 

[DuvessaNight]

Taintin Tarantino. You may have found your calling!

 

[Trekka]

I was waxing poetic about balls the other night. I like balls. Big ones. Wrinkly ones. Ones that hang low and make that slapping sound. All the balls! So many kinds!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was waxing poetic about balls the other night. I like balls. Big ones. Wrinkly ones. Ones that hang low and make that slapping sound. All the balls! So many kinds!

You have a unique dating life.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

So many years ago I was told there used to be a toy called 'clackers'.....

 

[Dribble]

So many years ago I was told there used to be a toy called 'clackers'.....

Anyone who was anyone had a clacker...

If you were really good...you could have a set in each hand and double Dutch at the same time

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Anyone who was anyone had a clacker...

If you were really good...you could have a set in each hand and double Dutch at the same time

That is some expert ball handing.

 

[JerseyJade]

Anyone who was anyone had a clacker...

If you were really good...you could have a set in each hand and double Dutch at the same time

What is a clacker? Is that like a type of herpes? Was it contagious? Apparently so considering anyone who was anyone got it.

 

[Trekka]

So many years ago I was told there used to be a toy called 'clackers'.....

Legit i had clackers.
So did my baby bro.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Legit i had clackers.
So did my baby bro.

I remember hearing horror stories about them and lawn darts.

 

[Trekka]

You have a unique dating life.

I can keep a lot of balls in the air.

 

[Bbl87]

Y'all have made me realize my euphemisms are too dick centric. I'm struggling to come up with witty ball humor.

 

[cascadiabound]

What is a clacker? Is that like a type of herpes? Was it contagious? Apparently so considering anyone who was anyone got it.

Clackers.
Yes...I might be old

 

[SassySheDevil]

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Clackers.
Yes...I might be old

How fitting. They are even blue. Blue balls.

 

[Rapharider]

Just stick it out the window. I can probably measure the girth from here

Hurry up. My neighbours are giving me funny looks.

 

[Dribble]

I remember hearing horror stories about them and lawn darts.

All true. And everyone carried a pocket knife and we didn't shoot those we got in fights with.