Pmann discusses Lit Economics- Demand for P vs V

[Bbl87]

eh, I can't parallel park either, isn't that why random dick pics tend to be paired with objects for sizing?

I mean, I've included a tape measure for verification before.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I mean, I've included a tape measure for verification before.

Well a tape measure would likely make me laugh.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

So, now you guys have me trying to find a household object that's 10 inches in girth... It's like a scavenger hunt...

Pie. But make sure it’s not watermelon pie or you’ll accidentally summon @Lord Pmann.

 

[SassySheDevil]

That seems to be the general preference, at least from my completely unscientific perusing of Lit.

I think part of it is its alot easier to visualize 6 inches of length vs 6 inches of girth, as an example. If I tell you my dick is 6 inches long, you can get an instant mental image. If I tell you it's 6 inches girth, you'll need to go get a measuring tape.

Well true. You do have a point.

But we do know that if they made a 10 inch one in stone, you would have it in your collection

I have 2 marble ones. Does that count? Got them in Mexico! (along with a boob cup)

Or @default24 who says he’s very long and wide, but super flat. He has a penis like a beaver tail.

Hmmm. I've never been presented with a flat one before.. Does it come with an air pump?

 

[Bbl87]

Pie. But make sure it’s not watermelon pie or you’ll accidentally summon @Lord Pmann.

That's diameter not girth.

I feel like the only math I'm good at involved penis size. . The important things in life I guess.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

That's diameter not girth.

I feel like the only mat I'm good at involved penis size. . The important things in life I guess.

I was joking

 

[Bbl87]

I was joking

https://imgur.com/a/tbT64hi

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hmmm. I've never been presented with a flat one before.. Does it come with an air pump?

Default, in the wild.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Default, in the wild.


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Hold on. I thought you were the one who had the flat, squished penis from the shop vac? Is the vacuum cheating on you both?!

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

The Hope Diamond is (or once was) on display at the Smithsonian. Are you claiming that you have the Hope Diamond of genitals?

Hmmm large, with a storied history and rumored to be cursed? Yeah, sounds about right.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Default, in the wild.


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Hey now, that looks nothing like @default24 penis!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hold on. I thought you were the one who had the flat, squished penis from the shop vac? Is the vacuum cheating on you both?!

No. Default’s got run over my a vacuum cleaner. Mine was embiggened by one.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Default, in the wild.


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Well he is cute after all... maybe some exceptions can be made...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

No. Default’s got run over my a vacuum cleaner. Mine was embiggened by one.

I love when the word embiggened is used

 

[default24]

Or @default24 who says he’s very long and wide, but super flat. He has a penis like a beaver tail.

But like... a really, really long beaver tail

 

[default24]

Default, in the wild.


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That's unnecessarily accurate. Even down to what I do with my hands

 

[AmberLGreen]

Default, in the wild.


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There is plenty to sit on and I am sure it would be very comfortable but right now, I just want to give him a pedicure

 

[LadyLascivious1]

There is plenty to sit on and I am sure it would be very comfortable but right now, I just want to give him a pedicure

*zooms in on the beaver feet to see what hot mess is going on

 

[AmberLGreen]

*zooms in on the beaver feet to see what hot mess is going on

They are pretty gross right now but I think with a bit of filing and an autumnal polish, there would be a major improvement. Might even take some of the focus away from the large, flat dick

 

[default24]

I thought women loved a flat dick?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I thought women loved a flat dick?

There’s one extra letter in there and then you’re spot on

 

[default24]

There’s one extra letter in there and then you’re spot on

I tried to come up with a satirical take on that sentence but it's eluding me

 

[AmberLGreen]

I tried to come up with a satirical take on that sentence but it's eluding me

Oh come on! You couldn’t think of anything to do with the spot you would like her to be on!

I guess when it is that long and flat, too much blood rushes from the brain

 

[default24]

Oh come on! You couldn’t think of anything to do with the spot you would like her to be on!

I guess when it is that long and flat, too much blood rushes from the brain

For, the spot I'd like her to be on? There's two spots on me that are A+ spots, then it cascades down from there. I mean that I couldn't figure out what letter to take out of that sentence to make a witty/pithy reply

 

[Lord Pmann]

For, the spot I'd like her to be on? There's two spots on me that are A+ spots, then it cascades down from there. I mean that I couldn't figure out what letter to take out of that sentence to make a witty/pithy reply

There isn’t one. I tried to turn it into rat dick. Cat dick. Bat dick. But nothing.