Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

One day I’ll tell you the story of seeing Spice World opening night at the midnight show with a bunch of drunk Hollywood club girls in the audience who were roller skating around and declaring their spice names like “gassy spice” and “pukey spice”

Actually I mostly just did.

I’m glad those two never made it into the group. Where was ‘no gag reflex’ spice and ‘I’ll try anything twice’ spice?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m glad those two never made it into the group. Where was ‘no gag reflex’ spice and ‘I’ll try anything twice’ spice?

Probably still at the club.

 

[SWR101]

I despise fungi

Once again, you are dead to me.

I’m shocked but not that offended, so, you’re more “undead to me” but more sexy Anne Rice vampires than Twilight…

 

[Apisto42]

Probably still at the club.

Those are the best ones.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What is this vitriol against nutmeg …


Is it the nuts or the meg?

If you’re frying mushrooms, grate a little nutmeg over them. It’s crazy good. Brings out the umami

I just can't! The first time I make a recipe I always do it exactly how the directions instruct...unless it's nutmeg. Just the smell of the stuff gives me a headache. I have no idea why! Even if it's in there in just trace a mounts, it makes me sick. And the worst part is that it's in all kinds of sweet and savory things. Rude.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Once again, you are dead to me.

How do you feel about necrophilia baby?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m shocked but not that offended, so, you’re more “undead to me” but more sexy Anne Rice vampires than Twilight…

now you’re dead to me.

 

[SWR101]

now you’re dead to me.

Fine, you’re a sparkly vampire to me, sheesh

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fine, you’re a sparkly vampire to me, sheesh

I am NO vampire, bitch.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Once again, you are dead to me.

Wait … again?!

 

[SWR101]

I am NO vampire, bitch.

Just because you’re a zombie without coffee…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just because you’re a zombie without coffee…

But a hot zombie.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait … again?!

It’s like a recurring motif. Like a Christmas Carol! I wonder what the third again will be!

 

[SWR101]

But a hot zombie.

I concur, dully noted

 

[lavendersilk]

But a hot zombie.

So... quitting on the 31st?

 

[vagrantx]

One day I’ll tell you the story of seeing Spice World opening night at the midnight show with a bunch of drunk Hollywood club girls in the audience who were roller skating around and declaring their spice names like “gassy spice” and “pukey spice”

I don't know what details could possibly embellish this story even further, but, I am dying to find out

Actually I mostly just did.

oh. awe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So... quitting on the 31st?

Exactly. You get me.

 

[lavendersilk]

Exactly. You get me.

You go, I go! I need to read more.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …


Which is what makes this so much harder.




It is with a heavy heart , that I have decided to leave Lit forever.


It’s just becoming too much of a time suck and my book reading has taken a drastic plunge. I only read 54 books this year all … I read almost 100 last year!!!




I know you will all do well without me and this thread will live on forever in my heart..

As will most of you.

I leave @OrdinaryPerson in charge.

Did any of you believe that??

Oh and my wish for you all in my absence is to strive for 1 orgasm a day!!!

When you cum, think of me.

1) thank you for recognizing that I'm better than @Bry1313

2) I can't read white on white so I accept and will give myself that Best Couple of the Year award with @lavendersilk, @crazychemgirl, and @Indie and Worst Couple of the Year award with @Bry1313

3) And obviously you can never leave this thread because I will start making certificates and trophies for myself if you do

 

[crazychemgirl]

1) thank you for recognizing that I'm better than @Bry1313

2) I can't read white on white so I accept and will give myself that Best Couple of the Year award with @lavendersilk, @crazychemgirl, and @Indie and Worst Couple of the Year award with @Bry1313

3) And obviously you can never leave this thread because I will start making certificates and trophies for myself if you do

At least you can make certificates… which is why you’re in charge and not @Bry1313

 

[Apisto42]

How do you feel about necrophilia baby?

Cold and dry, with a hint of decay has always been how my former lovers described me, so yes?

Wait … again?!

Yeah, sometime earlier this year you professed some jack assed preference or dislike that ran counter to my opinion (which is what really matters).

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

At least you can make certificates… which is why you’re in charge and not @Bry1313

Sounds like you want me to make the certificates

 

[vagrantx]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …


Which is what makes this so much harder.




It is with a heavy heart , that I have decided to leave Lit forever.


It’s just becoming too much of a time suck and my book reading has taken a drastic plunge. I only read 54 books this year all … I read almost 100 last year!!!




I know you will all do well without me and this thread will live on forever in my heart..

As will most of you.

I leave @OrdinaryPerson in charge.

Did any of you believe that??

Oh and my wish for you all in my absence is to strive for 1 orgasm a day!!!

When you cum, think of me.

 

[Apisto42]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …


Which is what makes this so much harder.




It is with a heavy heart , that I have decided to leave Lit forever.


It’s just becoming too much of a time suck and my book reading has taken a drastic plunge. I only read 54 books this year all … I read almost 100 last year!!!




I know you will all do well without me and this thread will live on forever in my heart..

As will most of you.

I leave @OrdinaryPerson in charge.

Did any of you believe that??

Oh and my wish for you all in my absence is to strive for 1 orgasm a day!!!

When you cum, think of me.

I dont usually have to strive until #4 or 5. Jus’ say’n.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I dont usually have to strive until #4 or 5. Jus’ say’n.

In a week?