Sex & Shenanigans

[Apisto42]

In a week?

That hurts babe.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

In a week?

Amen. Gotta be shooting blanks at the end there

 

[crazychemgirl]

Amen. Gotta be shooting blanks at the end there

If a man gets snipped is he always shooting blanks?


Where do the un-blanks go … do they just swim endlessly never to be released? Do they just go down a different tube and get absorbed into his body?

 

[Apisto42]

If a man gets snipped is he always shooting blanks?

Yes. I’m so glad I got snipped.

Where do the un-blanks go … do they just swim endlessly never to be released? Do they just go down a different tube and get absorbed into his body?

The sperm fall apart inside the testes and the component parts are absorbed into the blood and treated like any other dead tissue. That’s literally the only difference between being snipped and not snipped.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes. I’m so glad I got snipped.

The sperm fall apart inside the testes and the component parts are absorbed into the blood and treated like any other dead tissue. That’s literally the only difference between being snipped and not snipped.

I've wanted a vasectomy for like a decade now but just reading this stuff makes my skin crawl.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've wanted a vasectomy for like a decade now but just reading this stuff makes my skin crawl.

If I wasn’t married… and I was dating a man … I don’t think I’d ever date a man who WASNT snipped

 

[Wand3rlust]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …

 

[Apisto42]

I've wanted a vasectomy for like a decade now but just reading this stuff makes my skin crawl.

Eh, it’s no different from all the other cells that are perishing inside your body every minute. You’re a walking death factory. Luckily you’re also a constant source of your own renewal.

And sperm are only half a cell anyway - at least genetically.

 

[lavendersilk]

If I wasn’t married… and I was dating a man … I don’t think I’d ever date a man who WASNT snipped

Especially in this world we are living in right now.

 

[Bbl87]

I've wanted a vasectomy for like a decade now but just reading this stuff makes my skin crawl.

I mean, its a pain in the ass. Or the balls really. But it did give me a solid good excuse to rub one out daily to clear out the residual sperm, so there's that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You too caramel tits

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean, its a pain in the ass. Or the balls really. But it did give me a solid good excuse to rub one out daily to clear out the residual sperm, so there's that.

I've been clearing out residual sperm for a solid 20ish years then

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If I wasn’t married… and I was dating a man … I don’t think I’d ever date a man who WASNT snipped

What about a eunuch?

 

[SWR101]

If a man gets snipped is he always shooting blanks?


Where do the un-blanks go … do they just swim endlessly never to be released? Do they just go down a different tube and get absorbed into his body?

Mostly the second, they go to the end of the capped tube and just get reabsorbed after a time

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about a eunuch?

Depends … how’s their mouth action?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Depends … how’s their mouth action?

One should never have Depends and mouth action in the same sentence.


Ewww

 

[MindYaBitness]

What about a eunuch?

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

 

[MindYaBitness]

One should never have Depends and mouth feel in the same sentence.


Ewww

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Can eunuchs gets elections?

They can run, but they win about as often as women here in the States.

 

[MindYaBitness]

They can run, but they win about as often as women here in the States.

That's the filthy-filter on my phone. I swear to god, my auto correct is run by a puritan!

 

[lavendersilk]

...vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

...what now?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That's the filthy-filter on my phone. I swear to god, my auto correct is run by a puritan!

We're not going to pick on vag of peas? Is that like a ben-wa balls kind of thing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

BEST typo ever

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Depends … how’s their mouth action?

They probably have to compensate somehow? Maybe magic fingers?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

...what now?

I didn't even know the Green Giant HAD a sister