Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[Little_Sister]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we already had sex once this month and that is all I'm contractually obligated to provide.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm that cold, my cock will snap off.

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm that cold, my cock will snap off.

Linky..

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm really not into interspecies mating.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Linky..

Haha! In that case, you can play with my detached penis whilst the rest of me shudders.

 

[LizVegas79]

SDWCHST because you need to save your enthusiasm for Valentine's Day

 

[whenagain]

. . . Because I’m way more into this VR program these days.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I still have to finish writing up another 40 Valentine's Day cards.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am entering the priesthood. No, you can't be my altar boy.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm still sore from the last guy I had sex with

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because bots think I'm hot and we're eloping.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I'm still at work getting a bj from my female boss.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I'm still at work getting a bj from my female boss.

Shhh... you weren't supposed to tell on me!

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to get a pedicure

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I still have three boxes of chocolates to keep me company.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Shhh... you weren't supposed to tell on me!

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to get a pedicure

Shhh's you shhhhhes...you gave yourself away!



Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm on my way over to your sister's house.

 

[cliteatingman]

The Dallas Cowgirls are giving me a rainbow party tonight.

 

[Wkd_Macey]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I didn't have any cash to tip the delivery boy this afternoon.

 

[zydrate]

Because you're not here...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because It’s mastubation Wednesday and I set a new record of going off 17 times today and I’m spent

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because It’s mastubation Wednesday and I set a new record of going off 17 times today and I’m spent

You're in your smart car.

 

[Wkd_Macey]

I'm off to a singles club with your sister

 

[JerseyJade]

I have a date with a male stripper.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The fish are biting

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm about to be beamed up. They are waiting for me in the Mothership.

 

[Xerxes82]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your new collection of taxidermied phalluses has me feeling insecure. And a little afraid.