Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry honey, but we can't have sex tonight because I just got back from the clinic. The news is not good. You got something you wanna tell me?

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because... you're pregnant? I'm clearly not the father.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my fortune teller advised against it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight. It's poker night.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight. Its not your birthday.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you had a buckload of beans for dinner.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because it's that time of the month. Payday! I'm going out. Don't wait up.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because your not into men.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm on a secret mission.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because ive wanked too much.

 

[ydahecnot]

SDWCHST because my WiFi is dodgy

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm moving to another country.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight cos, I'm not your type.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry we can't have sex tonight because we had a 'fuck the boss for a bonus" at work today and I earned $35,000. Oh, your dinner is in the oven, I'm outta here!

 

[BlackCashmere]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...You are in another country

 

[steve6161]

Sorry darling but we can't have sex tonight because the doctor said I have to let the Meds kick in.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my other personality just doesn't like you, and I have to listen to what she says, regardless of what I think.

 

[Cymru6969]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your sister already took care of my needs

 

[coachdb18]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my other personality just doesn't like you, and I have to listen to what she says, regardless of what I think.

Our personalities take a vote... first says straight sex, second says oral, third says anal (but nobody listens to third), fourth says doggie, and fifth says reverse cowgirl.... hmmm NOW what?

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight (or ever again) because one inch does not satisfy.

 

[Mrtenant]

Personally, I like this one.....when she says....Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I'm soooo tired and wore out from the 6 times with you from yesterday.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Ladies' Night.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I hit the Powerball last night, so I'm out of here.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I just got back from abroad and I'm jet lagged.

 

[Mrtenant]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I just got back from abroad and I'm jet lagged.

Abroad? Oh, ok I get it....