Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm binge watching Vincent Price movies.

 

[amitnyper]

Mid way through sex, it hurts. Can't do it anymore after leads than two minutes of sex

 

[emsway]

You say that you want to go down on me for hours, but I don’t have that much free time.

 

[amitnyper]

Hot water boiler not working when it's going to be 2°c tomorrow morning

 

[LadyJS]

The police are at the door with a warrant for your arrest!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Sorry, we can't have sex tonight because I got my cock stuck in roadkill earlier.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Sorry, we can't have sex tonight because I got my cock stuck in roadkill earlier.

Ouch!! lol

 

[RustyIron]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...... 1 of the 5 T's.

Pick one

Too Hot
Too Cold
Too Tired
Too Late
Too Early

Too fucking bad.

 

[abm4766]

because I cut myself while shaving my penis

 

[why_not_jill]

I was kidding..

Binge watching Stranger Things..

 

[Isevil1976]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because, the more I tease you and make you wait the more intense your orgasam will be.

 

[DarkSimian]

SDWCHSTB...I just had Taco Bell

 

[latecomer91364]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because your brother kinda wrecked me today while you were at work.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the price isn't right.

 

[MissCautious]

... because I’ve been getting off online too much and am somewhat sore - albeit a good type of sore

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm not wearing my lucky knickers.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Thursday Night Football is on....

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm not wearing my lucky knickers.

Isnt not wearing knickers a bonus.

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because im currently making 12 pairs for Valkyrie

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

... because I’ve been getting off online too much and am somewhat sore - albeit a good type of sore

A belayed, "Welcome to Lit!" Always enjoy seeing new people posting in threads...

* Commencing my standard high-level, overhead stalking pattern with this one *

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you have dandruff.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because I just dont like you,

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling we cant have sex tonight because you gotta go work at the Jiggly Room. Go make daddy rich!

 

[Iceprincess12]

It’s your week to clean the smegma and we’re out of q-tips

 

[Hypoxia]

Sorry babe, we can't fuck until you get your pacemaker battery recharged.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

The vogons are invading.