Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm saving it for your birthday tomorrow.

 

[Azuldrgon]

...because you chose your wrestling PPV over me. Good night.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Tallulah has worn me out.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to scrub the mildew out from my shower.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the planets aren't properly aligned.

 

[Azuldrgon]

...because your girl friend gave me a better offer.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Bob left me fulfilled with no desire for you.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight. It's taco night.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm not going to wait until after the last game ends.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because... Are you supposed to wear that much pink?

 

[latecomer91364]

... because I'm your wife (now EX for many years) and that's how it works.

 

[GoldenBooty]

...because I’m having my vag refurbished tomorrow

 

[MaryanneB]

....because the meter reader is due in 10 minutes.

 

[mnbreastluver]

...because “It’s that time of the month, when my manhood sings in pig-Latin. I don’t think you’ll like it much”

 

[Leigh81]

....... I'm sleeping in the guest room with our guest

L

 

[coachdb18]

.... the vaginal sling fell out again.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I'm not good with excuses

 

[LadyJS]

I found that pic on your phone that you didn't think I'd find.

 

[pumperguy191]

you threw your back out again after I told you to never strain yourself at work, geesh

 

[walkingeagle]

I masturbated when your mom and sister came over

 

[mnbreastluver]

..... because I’m exhausted from counting how many pennies I have.

 

[Leigh81]

...because you haven't recovered from this afternoon

L

 

[done_got_old]

....because I have a headache.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the light was out so instead of taking the blue pill, I took the...the..I..i...i...i..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because... Wait, is that a hickey on your neck? Lucy, you've got some 'splaining to do!