Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[EmpressJosephine]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your husband might get jealous.

 

[beachbaby179]

Because you're too damn far away.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I already went off into a pair of your panties and put them back in your drawer.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because of daylight savings time? It's tomorrow already.

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I already donated to the sperm bank today

 

[HBergeron]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you've denied it to me for months and I don't want it anymore (with you). I'll take a divorce instead.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's stakeout night. Gotta sharpen these babies for the bloodsuckers.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm saving myself for marriage.


Muahahahahahaha

 

[cliteatingman]

You best friend spent several hours sucking me dry...

 

[done_got_old]

I'm sorry honey, we can't have ex tonight because your daddy punched a hole in my diaphragm

 

[Devilynme]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because you're an asshole (like my ex was/is).

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darlin we can’t have sex tonight because I am running in the Olympics for a medal in abstinence.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to practise my... Falcon Punch!

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I gotta get my ass street-side or my pimp is gonna make an example out of me again.

 

[Jada59]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because a huge truck just lost control and has landed in our living room. I need to call the insurance company.

 

[coachdb18]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because they’re replaying the Norwegian national badminton finals marathon on ESPN

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

... I am full

 

[done_got_old]

....I'm sore from fucking your father and grandfather all day

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sorry, darling, can't be bothered.

I'm meeting your golf instructor for a little hole-in-one.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

.... your brother is coming over and I have to make him feel at home.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because well...I talked to Al Bundy today.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be entertaining the guys at your friend's bachelor party.

 

[Miles Long]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because lately I’ve really been questioning a lot of things, and today I realized I don’t actually love you anymore - if I ever even loved you at all, which I’m now also questioning. I don’t know, maybe I loved you once, but I think maybe I loved you but was never in love with you, if that makes sense. And so at this point it feels like it would almost be cruel, in a way, to have sex with you, and I don’t want to be cruel. So that’s why we can’t have sex tonight, darling.

Also because my dick is worn out from fucking your sister all afternoon.

 

[HBergeron]

SDWCHSTB: When your sister was frantically cowgirling me today, she bounced up and my dick came out, but when she bounced back down, it missed her hole, so she bent it, and it still hurts.

 

[Jada59]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be having sex somewhere else, with someone else!