Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a date... um, I mean I have to work late tonight.

 

[Miles Long]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because... just kidding! I love you and we're going to have sex to deepen our intimacy and express our affection for each other.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because... just kidding! I love you and we're going to have sex to deepen our intimacy and express our affection for each other.

Ew....

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I beat my dick, until no cum could be released

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your check bounced. Beat it!

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because you know damn well how over-emotional I get when I've been binge watching the Lifetime Channel.

 

[fisherfella]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight cuz..."the Leafs are playing"..!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because I'm tired of riding. Seriously, my thighs are sore and you're lazy.

 

[Mei5ter]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because you’re still here. Now fuck off and leave us to it.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because you’re still here. Now fuck off and leave us to it.

Lmao!!

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because my pussy is sore from fucking your seven brothers.

 

[Jaws82]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because you prefer cake over pie

 

[Fierywhore]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because my pussy is sore from fucking your seven brothers.

And your father

 

[Handsonyou]

And your father

My cock is raw from pounding your holes.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because your cock is too soft.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we'll still be having afternoon sex from earlier today. Better hydrate.

 

[suelove58]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I've lost the key to your cage.

 

[Stevew0073]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I've lost the key to your cage.[/QUOTE

Good one

 

[12568978534691178521]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because well, I just ate, and I've kinda got this whole food dad bod thing going on right now, and if we fuck in front of a mirror, which you know I like to do to check myself out, I may just go flaccid instantly.

 

[deesto99]

And your father

Sorry darling, i had my pussy pounded out by the black bodybuilder at the gym

 

[Trouble_maker]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because...

....on second thought, I’ll cancel tonight’s plans. Get your ass in that bed!

 

[secretofthesea07]

Because I’m too engrossed in Lit...

 

[ashik09]

... because you're too tired and you won't actually enjoy it.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

. . . well, because your sister got here an hour ago, and now I'm ready for my after sex cigarette

 

[fisherfella]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you are an automobile.