NastyNyx
Bo Peep
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Completely plausible.
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...
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TallGlassOfSarcasm
That's what she said
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Sex will come and go. But Battlebots.... that chance to see if Witch Doctor can finally win the giant nut....that comes along once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
English_guy_bkk
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Sorry darling we can't sex...have you heard from your Aunt today?
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because someone has to pipe the muffins.
base10
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because there is a Jurassic Park marathon on tonight and I need to take it all in.
What??? The scene where the T-Rex eats the goat gets my horny every time. Great movie to fuck to
base10
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I think he got a lot of ladies interested after that.Nah, it's all about Jeff Goldblum and his half open shirt.
He's a quirky guy, but a fantastic actor in the right role
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the tides off the coast of Malawi directly affect the price of the beetroots in Belize.
Dalelaw2164
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… my dick flew off to Mallorca with a tawdry little number in hot pants and a belly shirt.
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the hobbits are being taken to Isengard.
munch2much
Intelligence is sexy
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I’m sorry we can’t have sex tonight because if ever there was a wiz that is, that was the wiz that was.
Dalelaw2164
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Darling, I really don’t know why we need to involve them ALL the time… why are their huge, hairy…. Feet such a turn on for you anyway?!
Makes me feel so inadequate!
I mean, c’mon Arwen, can’t we just roleplay with Anduril like we used to…
HornyJunkMail
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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
GabbyDebarres
Not yours
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you turned me down last time when I wanted sex so turnabout is fair play don't you think?
ashesatwork
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I have poison ivy
RIPAphrodite
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because….I promised your dad we’d make you watch instead! 
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to keep watch over the sourdough.
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I thought the container of Ex Lax was candy. Gotta go!
Nightspeed
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm having a panic attack so bad it registers on the Richter scale and I'm hallucinating because of it.
....wait, we were supposed to just make something up...right?
....wait, we were supposed to just make something up...right?
VoraciousValue
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm still jerking off to the thought of getting Beetlejuiced by Lauren Boebert..
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