Good morning trouble.Sleep okay? I'm trying to get out of bed but it's not happening so far.
Yeah, not too bad thanks. I don't think I've caught up on sleep yet, but I'm getting there
I have NO idea of how today is going to pan out, but I'm pretty sure it's going to involve a nap somewhere.
Nap!! Woo-hoo!! Oh... it's the wrong kind of nap.
I might be joining you - pillow down the middle, don't worry - as it was a poor night as usual. I hope you have a good day, anyway.
I think a friend has played a major prank on me and signed me up to a gay dating website as I keep getting email notifications telling me I have another new message from someone else in NY local area.
A prank? Or the universe stepping in, to shake it up and show you what you're missing in life? These things happen for a reason, you know.
Oh go on then, if you insist. I'll let a guy suck my cock only if you get your tits out and send me pictures from three dozen different angles. Deal?
I'll send you tit pics once I've seen proof. A man's lips around your cock first.
You know, you bring up the topic of man-on-man a hell of a lot for someone who insists they don't have curiosities. I mean, I just said hello, and three posts in the topic is your cock and another man.
I only came here to snooze in the corner!
Damn, must try harder. Well I'm obviously trying to turn you on... is it working? I remember that video you showed me.
I was going to type it in the "What made you say Fuck" thread, but er... I can't find it.
Now I'll be right back.. I'm just going to see if I can give myself a blowjob and take photos!
Snooze in the corner? Pah! You're permanently causing mischief. I know you too well.
Sigh. Sorry. I'm not turn-on-able atm. My beaver aint eager. No juices in the puices. My couch is my slouch, my yawn is my porn.
I see that you're super horny atm, so you'd better skidaddle (sp?) onto your faves on pornhub etc.
I'm just going to enjoy my cup of tea in peace.
Ooh, new fantasy! Oh I better shut up - I'm beginning to sound like you know who. I'm not trying to turn you on, I've learnt my lesson and I wish to keep the three fingers I have left.
I'm as far from horny as you can get. You could probably turn up, naked holding nothing more than a can of whipped cream and I'd say "meh" and go to sleep.
And finally it's skedaddle. E!
Ok, I'm clearly not in Lit mode - I swear you've just completely contradicted yourself from one post to the next?
Time for breakfast. Maybe my Lit brain will wake up later, and I can keep up with you. Catch you later
I hate it when mum and dad fight
Dear friends,
Seriously. It's a shit time - no, I'm not going to open up and explain to everyone why. It just is. Yesterday was a 6. Today is a 4. I'll be back to a 1 asap.
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Dear friends,
I just want to apologise to everyone who's been caught in my recent not-good-time. I know you mean well, and I know I'm a bit psycho atm, hence my just staying quiet rather than slaying anyone who is just concerned.
I'm not stopping long, but thought that maybe this could help some of you who don't seem to be able to read subtle hints in my words when I respond to messages...
I'd advise you to keep this post safe for handy reference in the future, so when I post where I am on a scale of 1-10 CARAZY scores, you know what it means.
0-2 = I'm usual kind of level of sanity. Feel free to proceed with usual humour and sarcasm.
3-4 = It's a little tense at this end of the internet. I'll respond better to you if you keep it light. I won't respond lots.
5-6= The crazies are really kicking in. I'll go quiet at this point, but may have lapses into thinking I'm ok and ready to be sociable... but basically as soon as another human interacts with me I'll realise that I shouldn't have come out of my cave. Ooops. Sorry.
7-8 = Baaaaaaad crazies. I won't respond to your messages, or if I do I'm likely to misread your "hi, hope you're ok" as a dig at me to say "come on, now, cheer up, life is a peach". Good luck on receiving a fair response back. Just easier to stay away.
9 = Just pretend you don't know me. No hellos. I'm likely to stab you.
10 = I have actually stabbed someone, and I need you to come help me hide the body. But you're at risk of being stabbed yourself if you try to point out my unreasonableness at any point.
Seriously. It's a shit time - no, I'm not going to open up and explain to everyone why. It just is. Yesterday was a 6. Today is a 4. I'll be back to a 1 asap.
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for you.
for Tal
The bad stuff giving you a break today?
*peeks in to see if any homicidal victims or crime scene tape is in evidence*
Hmm...thinks are just too...peaceful in here. Where's our hostess with the mostess??
Hang in there Tal... just hang in there..*****'s a rollercoaster ride on a shaky track sometimes and really unscrambles things.
