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Tallulah82
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Ha! Oh how your delusions must seem SO real to you!
I read this as...
And .... YOU! YOU sound like you've had a sexy day...
LMAO! I have no doubt that that is EXACTLY how you read it.
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Ha! Oh how your delusions must seem SO real to you!
LMAO! I have no doubt that that is EXACTLY how you read it.
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I'm a big fan of wet hair. Don't tell me I even miss out there???
iLackBrainCells
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What do you mean it wasn't real?! Who sent it me then?
I could have sworn it was you.
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Damn woman! You really know how to turn a man on!!!!!*grins*
Ok, ok, it's just TOO easy to get your one-tracked minds into overdrive
Frigging here does NOT just mean the fingering of one's clit in a rapid motion until orgasm is achieved.It also means flipping/bloody/darned/damned... those kind of curse words
It's been raining all day, and my heating has been blasting as I've been lil washer woman in my own personal laundry building, and in between that I've changed clothes to get some right dirty gutting and cleaning done.
Now, who sounds like they've had a sexy day!
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Maybe... You once told me I looked like your mother...?!
It's a skill, I know.iLackBrainCells
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lakesailer_mi
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Hey...we like our delusions....they keep us going from day to day....
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I'm shocked... simply SHOCKED, I tell you, at the shenanigans taking place in this thread!
Is there tea and toast while I continue watching???
Is there tea and toast while I continue watching???
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I'm shocked... simply SHOCKED, I tell you, at the shenanigans taking place in this thread!
Is there tea and toast while I continue watching???
Always tea and toast! Though there's also crumpets and muffins too iLackBrainCells
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I say Mr Leprechaun, that's a nice pot of gold you're holding!
Oops sorry... having a delusion.
I'm shocked... simply SHOCKED, I tell you, at the shenanigans taking place in this thread!
Is there tea and toast while I continue watching???
I'm not taking part! I'm being good, pure and all that other bullshit.
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Tallulah82
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I say Mr Leprechaun, that's a nice pot of gold you're holding!
Oops sorry... having a delusion.
I'm not taking part! I'm being good, pure and all that other bullshit.
I need a fucking drink! Ooooh, I bought some Smirnoff with coconut and lime the other day. Is it too early??
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I need a fucking drink! Ooooh, I bought some Smirnoff with coconut and lime the other day. Is it too early??
It's after 5pm somewhere right???? (Is it OK to say somewhere in the Empire still???)
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It's after 5 here. Is 5 the rule??? I usually use 7pm.
It's five pm. That's the rule....yup...*nods*...
That's why I hang with you...I can drink earlier...
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It's five pm. That's the rule....yup...*nods*...
That's why I hang with you...I can drink earlier...
Ha! You can drink earlier? Why? What's your rule?? 12pm?
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Ha! You can drink earlier? Why? What's your rule?? 12pm?
Has the world ended? *checks watch*
Good! Then it's not too early.
Cheers, Tal!
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Has the world ended? *checks watch*
Good! Then it's not too early.
Cheers, Tal!
Cheers, Mr B! I just got to be careful not to drink too much before dinner. No-one likes a drunken lush. Or do they...
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Cheers, Mr B! I just got to be careful not to drink too much before dinner. No-one likes a drunken lush. Or do they...
Meet me behind the shed and I'll tell you (bring the bottle)
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Meet me behind the shed and I'll tell you (bring the bottle)
The bottle? Why? Have you heard what I can do with a bottle?
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The bottle? Why? Have you heard what I can do with a bottle?
Several things come to mind... I'll take the option that doesn't include breaking it on the edge of the bar...
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I Believe the rule is "once the sun passes the yardarm"It's after 5 here. Is 5 the rule??? I usually use 7pm.
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Several things come to mind... I'll take the option that doesn't include breaking it on the edge of the bar...
You might want to read my Chapter 4 of my Lit story... just sayin'.
yardarm? What's a yardarm? If you pass me a glass, I'll drink it.
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Just realized I have not been drinking in years. It is actually "Once the sun is OVER the yardarm".You might want to read my Chapter 4 of my Lit story... just sayin'.
yardarm? What's a yardarm? If you pass me a glass, I'll drink it.
lakesailer_mi could probably answer that one...
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You might want to read my Chapter 4 of my Lit story... just sayin'.
yardarm? What's a yardarm? If you pass me a glass, I'll drink it.
https://i0.wp.com/www.omniglot.com/images/blog/yardarms.jpg?resize=200%2C191
http://goodtoknow.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/111/000016bdb/c1e2_orh412w625/cosmopolitan-cocktail-recipe.jpg
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Haha! Thank you, gentlemen
So, one sip and you'll be on your back, huh?
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