Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[lakesailer_mi]

I Believe the rule is "once the sun passes the yardarm"

LOL...I've heard that rule...problem for me with that one is that in the summer, that's pretty late at night...I'm ready much earlier...

Ha! You can drink earlier? Why? What's your rule?? 12pm?

I'm already working on shifting to the England time zone...I figured I'd start with drinking times...

Just realized I have not been drinking in years. It is actually "Once the sun is OVER the yardarm".

lakesailer_mi could probably answer that one...

I could...and I did...*takes bow*

It's basically any horizontal spar on a sailboat....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Haha! Thank you, gentlemen

So, one sip and you'll be on your back, huh?

Yes ma'am...

 

[Tallulah82]

Yes ma'am...

Time for me to hoist myself from this ship and go get some pukka nosh

Try not to crash this place into the rocks whilst I'm gone!

 

[coachdb18]

Time for me to hoist myself from this ship and go get some pukka nosh

Try not to crash this place into the rocks whilst I'm gone!

And here I was thinking I was all in the high cotton eating my Vodka Penne, and here I find out you've got pukka nosh? (what's pukka nosh?)

 

[thefishfryer]

And here I was thinking I was all in the high cotton eating my Vodka Penne, and here I find out you've got pukka nosh? (what's pukka nosh?)

I think it has Yorkshire puds.

 

[Tallulah82]

And here I was thinking I was all in the high cotton eating my Vodka Penne, and here I find out you've got pukka nosh? (what's pukka nosh?)

Pukka: top notch nosh: food

I think it has Yorkshire puds.

Shush and pass me the bottle

 

[hotoldrguy]

Pukka: top notch nosh: food



Shush and pass me the bottle

Isn't it past your bedtime?

 

[Tallulah82]

Isn't it past your bedtime?

It really is, and I was settling down but something told me to just pop back on for a moment.

It might have been the smell of Fryers wine

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Isn't it past your bedtime?

She wants the bottle, not bed you silly fool!
*tosses her some of mine, half empty but it’ll do.*

 

[hotoldrguy]

It really is, and I was settling down but something told me to just pop back on for a moment.

It might have been the smell of Fryers wine

And here I thought you were just waiting to see if I would pop in again

 

[Tallulah82]

And here I thought you were just waiting to see if I would pop in again

I'm always waiting for you

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm always waiting for you

 

[Tallulah82]

Nothing quite like dancing bananas!

Ok, am definitely gone for the night! Good night, all who lurk and all who twerk? Bloody rhyming twitch

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Gooood Morning! It's 0817, it's Tuesday and this is radio that is too bloody lively for the time of day. *smashes the radio with a magically appearing hammer.*

There... better.

I hope everyone has a brilliant day!

 

[Tallulah82]

Gooood Morning! It's 0817, it's Tuesday and this is radio that is too bloody lively for the time of day. *smashes the radio with a magically appearing hammer.*

There... better.

I hope everyone has a brilliant day!

It must be expensive to keep smashing the radio! There's a button, you know.

Happy day after Monday! (I have NO pics to acknowledge Tuesday?!)

It's been a lil while, but I'm off to do the Aldi pensioner shuffle special! Wish me luck

 

[iLackBrainCells]

It must be expensive to keep smashing the radio! There's a button, you know.

Happy day after Monday! (I have NO pics to acknowledge Tuesday?!)

It's been a lil while, but I'm off to do the Aldi pensioner shuffle special! Wish me luck

Ohhh is there?! I never knew... I must admit I'm on my 47th radio of the year so far. I think I'm personally keeping Samsung afloat. *nods*

Good luck doing the Shuffle! If she stops, ram her with the trolley. It keeps her motivated to keep going and not slow down.

Have fun.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ohhh is there?! I never knew... I must admit I'm on my 47th radio of the year so far. I think I'm personally keeping Samsung afloat. *nods*

Good luck doing the Shuffle! If she stops, ram her with the trolley. It keeps her motivated to keep going and not slow down.

Have fun.

Oh, god no, I'd never let her get ahead! THAT is asking for trouble. I tend to have to either be in front, or beside. I am the human barrier between her trolley and everyone else in the vicinity.

I can cope with the slow, but it gets tiresome to have to apologise on her behalf for her driving skills. Why else do you think I'm regularly covered in bruises?? Hmm. Actually, don't answer that.

Am gone!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Oh, god no, I'd never let her get ahead! THAT is asking for trouble. I tend to have to either be in front, or beside. I am the human barrier between her trolley and everyone else in the vicinity.

I can cope with the slow, but it gets tiresome to have to apologise on her behalf for her driving skills. Why else do you think I'm regularly covered in bruises?? Hmm. Actually, don't answer that.

Am gone!

You do bruise easily, that's true. I'm just imagining you with a shopping trolley imprint on your backside.

Wouldn't it just be easier to pick her up and stick her in the child seat that unfolds at the front of the trolley? Stick a sherbet Dib Dab in her hands and that way it let's you crack on.

Catch you later, alligator.

 

[tnman03]

*peeks in doorway and contemplates pending festivities and debaucheries...grins*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

*peeks in doorway and contemplates pending festivities and debaucheries...grins*

I think you have the wrong place - nothing like that ever happens here. Nope.

 

[tnman03]

I think you have the wrong place - nothing like that ever happens here. Nope.

Umm...no one told you about the hidden security video recording cameras and monitoring station???

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Umm...no one told you about the hidden security video recording cameras and monitoring station???

Are you kidding me? I was the one who put those in. I was trying to prove to the world that Tal had a tattoo on her groin which said "Beware of the Bearded Dragon" but so far ove been unable to prove it!

Oh man, I'm so dead...

 

[tnman03]

Are you kidding me? I was the one who put those in. I was trying to prove to the world that Tal had a tattoo on her groin which said "Beware of the Bearded Dragon" but so far ove been unable to prove it!

Oh man, I'm so dead...

Oh, I'm guessing you didn't know about the composting pile Tal has been working on then did you? For some reason she's got an industrial sized wood chipping machine rented for a couple of days due to be delivered. She's really industrious about keeping everything all nice and all on the grounds and such.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Oh, I'm guessing you didn't know about the composting pile Tal has been working on then did you? For some reason she's got an industrial sized wood chipping machine rented for a couple of days due to be delivered. She's really industrious about keeping everything all nice and all on the grounds and such.

Oh is THAT what that's for? Phew, I thought she was going to feed me through it.....

Wait a minute...



*Legs it as fast as possible.*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Good Day!

Can anyone give me a clue as to how it's going to go????