Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[iLackBrainCells]

Big, green and strong? PHWOAR!

Well it only went green when you made me wear that fake gold cock ring. But we won't mention that again.
Have you ever noticed that whenever we got up to no good, we always ended up in hospital having something embarrassing done?

 

[Tallulah82]

Well it only went green when you made me wear that fake gold cock ring. But we won't mention that again.
Have you ever noticed that whenever we got up to no good, we always ended up in hospital having something embarrassing done?

How was I supposed to know it was fake gold? It cost me 5 quid!

Yeah, but we pinky-swore we'd never mentioned the extraction of the... uhm, any way...

 

[Pantyboy74]

Hello.

I'm here to repair the dishwasher, I was told something got stuck up a pipe???

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/569251/80491317.jpg

 

[iLackBrainCells]

How was I supposed to know it was fake gold? It cost me 5 quid!

Yeah, but we pinky-swore we'd never mentioned the extraction of the... uhm, any way...

Oh God yes, let's not go there again.

So. What are you making me to eat then?

 

[Tallulah82]

Hello.

I'm here to repair the dishwasher, I was told something got stuck up a pipe???

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/569251/80491317.jpg

Yup, looks about right.

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh God yes, let's not go there again.

So. What are you making me to eat then?

How many times do I have to tell you??? I AIN'T YOUR MUMMY! Get up and make your own damned food.

 

[DarkSimian]

Hello.

I'm here to repair the dishwasher, I was told something got stuck up a pipe???

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/569251/80491317.jpg

Seriously, why the fuck would you need that many dildos?

Good morning Tal, ILBC, PB

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Hello.

I'm here to repair the dishwasher, I was told something got stuck up a pipe???

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/569251/80491317.jpg

Hello PB.

How many times do I have to tell you??? I AIN'T YOUR MUMMY! Get up and make your own damned food.

*sigh* Looks like I'll have to sit here and starve then. Hang on... is someone playing the violin?

Seriously, why the fuck would you need that many dildos?

Good morning Tal, ILBC, PB

Hello DS. I think Tal will say you can never have enough dildo's.

 

[Tallulah82]

Seriously, why the fuck would you need that many dildos?

Good morning Tal, ILBC, PB

Variety is the spice of life! Different lengths, girths, vibrating movements or non-powered flexibility. You also need a spare set, for emergencies.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hello PB.

*sigh* Looks like I'll have to sit here and starve then. Hang on... is someone playing the violin?

Hello DS. I think Tal will say you can never have enough dildo's.

Yeah. It's you. Feeling sorry for yourself, much?

 

[DarkSimian]

Variety is the spice of life! Different lengths, girths, vibrating movements or non-powered flexibility. You also need a spare set, for emergencies.

Or when you have company over, or for the holidays. "Honey, get out the good vibrator, the Hortons are coming over!"

 

[Tallulah82]

Or when you have company over, or for the holidays. "Honey, get out the good vibrator, the Hortons are coming over!"

Horton hears a whooooo!! And a mmmmmm!

 

[DarkSimian]

Well, I know not to get Tal any more sex toys then

 

[Tallulah82]

Well, I know not to get Tal any more sex toys then

Whhaaa? Why are you being mean to me?

You do know that they break too. I have to replace!

 

[DarkSimian]

Whhaaa? Why are you being mean to me?

You do know that they break too. I have to replace!

I would think that you are on the Frequent Buyer program....

And that you would have them on speed-dial

"Hello, and thank you for calling Dildos R Us. Oh, hi Tal, yeah we got your new shipment in. But we'll have to make 2 trips, its too big to fit in just one truck."

 

[Tallulah82]

FOR Richard - here's one, i don't know if it's exactly the same



Sorry I made you lose the last one!

 

[StrangeView]

So this is where everyone went!

Saddest email I ever got was from a friend of mine; it said simply:

"I broke my bunny"

 

[iLackBrainCells]

So this is where everyone went!

Saddest email I ever got was from a friend of mine; it said simply:

"I broke my bunny"

Straaange! *fist bump*

 

[Tallulah82]

I would think that you are on the Frequent Buyer program....

And that you would have them on speed-dial

"Hello, and thank you for calling Dildos R Us. Oh, hi Tal, yeah we got your new shipment in. But we'll have to make 2 trips, its too big to fit in just one truck."

Mmhmmm. A few more days then Jan delivery will be here!

So this is where everyone went!

Saddest email I ever got was from a friend of mine; it said simply:

"I broke my bunny"

Tis tragic. Hence the need for emergency back-ups. I learned that lesson the hard way. Hard but unmoving way.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Right... I think its that time of year...

*Opens the tin* Who wants a Quality Street?

 

[curvyangel1969]

Right... I think its that time of year...

*Opens the tin* Who wants a Quality Street?

Who wants a what? I don't understand English. LoL

 

[Tallulah82]

Right... I think its that time of year...

*Opens the tin* Who wants a Quality Street?

Quality street??? They still make those? Ugh. I only eat them when there's no Roses I grew up in a house that shunned QS

I'd have thought you'd stock up on multi-packs of Crunchies rather than a tin (or plastic box as is nowadays) of random choc?

 

[Tallulah82]

Who wants a what? I don't understand English. LoL

LOL! Aww, bless you. I bet you're a lot more confused at times than we know. You 'Mericans just look puzzled, but nod your head, and say "sure" in that sexy accent of yours

 

[curvyangel1969]

LOL! Aww, bless you. I bet you're a lot more confused at times than we know. You 'Mericans just look puzzled, but nod your head, and say "sure" in that sexy accent of yours

Or run to Google and try to figure it out while nodding. LoL

 

[Tallulah82]

Or run to Google and try to figure it out while nodding. LoL

I have to go do school run in a moment. Don't let Brainy give you the chocolates he doesn't like. Demand the big purple one.