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Tallulah82
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Well, clearly THAT didn't work, did it!!
I shan't offer any more bribes to you. Next time I'll try harder to not be caught-on-purpose.
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Well, clearly THAT didn't work, did it!!
I shan't offer any more bribes to you. Next time I'll try harder to not be caught-on-purpose.
LostGirlTink
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Bat your eyes. That always works, pretty much for everything.
iLackBrainCells
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Well no...because you didn't blow me! I got the little guy out and you laughed at it. LAUGHED AT IT!
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Tallulah82
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I would, but I seem to lack certain feminine wiles. I tried to bat my eyes once. Someone from across the room rushed over with a plaster and a bottle of vodka. Apparently morse code IS useful sometimes.
Well no...because you didn't blow me! I got the little guy out and you laughed at it. LAUGHED AT IT!
I didn't laugh!! I erm, just...choked a bit. On the tic-tac I was sucking. Just bad timing is all.
I bet I wouldn't laugh if you did it again. (I've been practising)
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Well he ain't coming out today. He's hibernating!
Sounds good to me! I want to hibernate too. I'm so tired lol, I'm fearing I might doze off on the sofa! I HAVE to stay awake! Grrr!
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Do you want me to ring you and sing "Copacabana" with substituted rude lyrics?
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Tallulah82
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There are rude lyrics to it? Hell yeah, I want to hear you sing
I'm wondering if I put on a dvd for kids, and ply them with chocolate biscuits to keep their mouths full from whining about anything while i snore on the sofa... does that make me a good parent?
iLackBrainCells
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There are rude lyrics to it? Hell yeah, I want to hear you sing
I'm wondering if I put on a dvd for kids, and ply them with chocolate biscuits to keep their mouths full from whining about anything while i snore on the sofa... does that make me a good parent?
Oh there are lyrics that would even make you blush! Hardcore shit.
Do it. It makes you an awesome parent if you also bribe them with opening a Christmas present if they sit down and be quiet.
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Someone woke up cocky this morning
I'd show you mine but it's currently playing apple bobbing. Except the apples are chocolates. And the water is chocolates.
If by cocky you mean hard, well yes...every morning...
And Douglass Adams had it wrong (although I love his work), the answer is not 42, but Chocolate. Chocolate is the answer to everything.
Links...or it didn't happen...
Wrong hole? Her nose? Her ears? What's the "wrong hole?"
There are rude lyrics to it? Hell yeah, I want to hear you sing
I'm wondering if I put on a dvd for kids, and ply them with chocolate biscuits to keep their mouths full from whining about anything while i snore on the sofa... does that make me a good parent?
That makes you an awesome parent, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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I'll let you in on a secret... Tal likes shoving things up...*looks round*... her left nostril.
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Oh there are lyrics that would even make you blush! Hardcore shit.
Do it. It makes you an awesome parent if you also bribe them with opening a Christmas present if they sit down and be quiet.
Moi? Blush? I don't believe it!
Fuck off- opening presents indeed! I may be a real soft touch at times (self snark!) but I'm not starting THAT load of bollocks. I'll drug them with alcohol instead.
If by cocky you mean hard, well yes...every morning...
And Douglass Adams had it wrong (although I love his work), the answer is not 42, but Chocolate. Chocolate is the answer to everything. **
Links...or it didn't happen...
Wrong hole? Her nose? Her ears? What's the "wrong hole?" *shrugs. Every hole is a good hole. That's why the vid is a success.*
That makes you an awesome parent, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. *fist punch thingy to show solidarity in shit parenting.*
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Ok, I have to get off here, go take a shot of something to wake me up then go do school run. Be back later, wankers.
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Okay, give the boys a slug of Jack Daniels and you can nap for hours.
I was plied with alcohol as a kid and it never did me any harm...Er... How do you spell "Alcoholic Anon...Anonee...Anonny..."
I'm going to skedaddle - I need a nap. No sleep last night has left me zombified. Be good everyone!!
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Ok, I have to get off here, go take a shot of something to wake me up then go do school run. Be back later, wankers.
Can I help you with the "getting off"
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Tallulah82
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Okay, give the boys a slug of Jack Daniels and you can nap for hours.
Er... How do you spell "Alcoholic Anon...Anonee...Anonny..."
I'm going to skedaddle - I need a nap. No sleep last night has left me zombified. Be good everyone!!
If you're pretending to be asleep now, you need to unlight your name
Can I help you with the "getting off"
Banked!
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If you're pretending to be asleep now, you need to unlight your name
Banked!
Ey up Tal.
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Hey there good people. Hope everyone is doing well today.
I'm being a sloth still this morning.
I'm being a sloth still this morning.
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Tallulah82
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Hey PB, how's the wedgie today?
With my luck, you'll want me to wear tassles...
Not ALL the time...
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Hi beautiful!
OMG that is beyond precious. That's my new life goal now!
Thank you.
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