Hi beautiful!
OMG that is beyond precious. That's my new life goal now!
Thank you.
I hope you're ok
I'm finished my home projects (finally! after months!) and now need to catch up on Christmas prep. Wanna do my shopping since you're all set?
Absolutely! Give me a list. I'm on it!
I need to see pics of the finished product.
I'm doing good. Hope you are too.
I'll kik you some pics
We did our usual "mistake" at the weekend of buying a tree that is stupid big for the room, you have to dodge a couple of branches when trying to enter the living room
But I love it
Haha! Recycling indeed. Too many images filling my mind and none of them good
I don't like biting too often. I mean, occasional is fine but seriously - if you want to bite all the time then I'm going to shove a bacon buttie in your mouth the next time you open it.
I don't doubt that your place will be badass! Nowt like feeling all alone in top quality surroundings... at least you can hold onto your dignity well.
Can't wait to see!
I love a big full tree. I bet it's beautiful.
That so??? Anything worthy of public broadcast?
Nah I don't bite. Unless you got something bite worthy. I don't do bacon but a Cheezit? Now we're talking.
The whole point of building a badass abode is to have a playground where I won't play alone.
Broadcast? Noooo. Full of secrets I am...
Can't wait to see!
I love a big full tree. I bet it's beautiful.
It's not the size of the tree, but how you decorate it
Broadcast? Noooo. Full of secrets I am...
Cheezit? Is that those puffed cheesy snacks? That makes your fingers orange and stinky breath?? *mini vomit*
Oh, I agree! It's your static pussywagon. The only issue is getting a woman to the door so she can be lured in by it's badassness
Says the 6 foot woman with size 9 feet and huge breasts.
We know nothing about you tal at all.
Full of secrets are ya? Until you are like...what...tickled...or something?
Noooooo! Nothing so grossly gross!
No issue at all. I just leave a trail of Cheezits from wherever I want to start right up to my door. Works every time.
*Drags his bed in to the room before collapsing into it.*
Well hello stranger!
Me? Nuffin. I didn't do anything. Honest!
Take a seat and you can have a lapdance as soon as I get this joint up and running again.
Wanking every day makes you a total wanker. In the good way, of course
Hmm. So, a body dance? You lay on the bed, and I'll try to keep my balance while I dance on the bed around you...
This is never going end well...
I saw you had opened up a place here and thought I'd call in and say hello, but surely you should have opened it in Amateur Pics. I mean you are going to show us your bits, aren't you? Isn't that what threads are for?
Not sure about the lapdance, I might make a mess in my pants and it's not a good look, is it?
Don't worry - my dick is indestructible. It's not nicknamed The Incredible Hulk for nothing.....
I might be lying.
