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Tallulah82 said:
Yeah, I was like...7 by the time the 70s ended. I was more concerned about my Sindy having a swimming pool, than crumpets. :p

Nooooo! Cream first, then jam! Why are you doing it upside down? :eek:
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Good afternoon all, what fun this weather stuff causes us. A lively radio item this morning where a Siberian lady was explaining how they only run goods trains below -40 or something extreme, and they could not understand what all the fuss was about!

I just had a meeting cancelled tomorrow as I was halfway to it... bah, wimps, they got concerned that having got to the meeting they might not get home! Surely that makes it more fun??
 
Tallulah82 said:
What's wrong with you people??? :eek:

My gran would be turning in her grave about now!
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Agreed, the cream is a replacement for butter... orbitnis when it’s clotted or very thick double but if it’s whipped (the dairy cream, calm down!) then it seems to have been turned upside down!
 
LucyCanyon said:
Good afternoon all, what fun this weather stuff causes us. A lively radio item this morning where a Siberian lady was explaining how they only run goods trains below -40 or something extreme, and they could not understand what all the fuss was about!

I just had a meeting cancelled tomorrow as I was halfway to it... bah, wimps, they got concerned that having got to the meeting they might not get home! Surely that makes it more fun??
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Bloody fun-spoilerers!

Well, it could be worse. You could have gotten stuck on a train in the snow or something. You'll be warm and safe, at least. With uhm... Coronation Street for entertainment... :rolleyes:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Bloody fun-spoilerers!

Well, it could be worse. You could have gotten stuck on a train in the snow or something. You'll be warm and safe, at least. With uhm... Coronation Street for entertainment... :rolleyes:
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So I take it the creams going on first then

I don't want jam then
 
I've done blackcurrant when in hotels and someone's stolen all the strawberry and raspberry ones haha!


Ok, time for me to run. Wasted far too much time on here again! :rolleyes:

Take care of yourselves, you lovable wankers :kiss:
 
Tallulah82 said:
I've done blackcurrant when in hotels and someone's stolen all the strawberry and raspberry ones haha!


Ok, time for me to run. Wasted far too much time on here again! :rolleyes:

Take care of yourselves, you lovable wankers :kiss:
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Have fun I'm going in a bit to work the night shift
 
Tallulah82 said:
Phew! Thank goodness you didn't say something completely fucked up like blackcurrant! :D



You think I hadn't already thought of that? What do you take me for? An amateur? :rolleyes:
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Oh no, never that, amateurs do it for free ... you would never make that elementary mistake!!

Could be a new internet sensation ... 😉😇
 
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