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Good morning early morning risers and late night strokers :D

Day three of snow. No signs of it easing up yet! I'm suspecting school will be closed again tomorrow. Have cancelled all my usual Thursday plans, so staying safe and warm inside. Tis a hard life. :cool:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Good morning early morning risers and late night strokers :D

Day three of snow. No signs of it easing up yet! I'm suspecting school will be closed again tomorrow. Have cancelled all my usual Thursday plans, so staying safe and warm inside. Tis a hard life. :cool:
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It could be worse. Two words - frozen nipples. :eek:

It's bad here too. Sheffield is closed for business so far, I think. :D I went out yesterday and let's just say, I won't put my genitals at risk again today. ;)
 
iLackBrainCells said:
It could be worse. Two words - frozen nipples. :eek:

It's bad here too. Sheffield is closed for business so far, I think. :D I went out yesterday and let's just say, I won't put my genitals at risk again today. ;)
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I think that getting stuck in snow, when driving in rural areas despite the weather warnings is what could be worse. Just sayin'.

Hmm. I'm pretty sure you put your genitals at risk every day by talking to me. :eek:
 
Tallulah82 said:
I think that getting stuck in snow, when driving in rural areas despite the weather warnings is what could be worse. Just sayin'.

Hmm. I'm pretty sure you put your genitals at risk every day by talking to me. :eek:
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There was hardly any snow!!! Then in the space of two hours - BAM! It's not my fault - t'is the weatherman and his stupid low risk. ;) I'm not stupid enough to think I can get the car home today too - it's Day After Tomorrow out there. So be nice. ;)

My genitals haven't been at risk for a while. I've kept them behind a Kevlar cup ever since you threw yourself at them, teeth gnashing wildly. :eek:
 
iLackBrainCells said:
There was hardly any snow!!! Then in the space of two hours - BAM! It's not my fault - t'is the weatherman and his stupid low risk. ;) I'm not stupid enough to think I can get the car home today too - it's Day After Tomorrow out there. So be nice. ;)

My genitals haven't been at risk for a while. I've kept them behind a Kevlar cup ever since you threw yourself at them, teeth gnashing wildly. :eek:
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LOL! Day after Tomorrow, huh? Not overly dramatic at all. Be nice? Ha! Who do you think I am? If someone puts stupid in front of me, I'm going to poke at it. :p

Glad you're leaving the car alone today!

Ah, what can I say? When I gnash, I gnash wildly. :D
 
Tallulah82 said:
LOL! Day after Tomorrow, huh? Not overly dramatic at all. Be nice? Ha! Who do you think I am? If someone puts stupid in front of me, I'm going to poke at it. :p

Glad you're leaving the car alone today!

Ah, what can I say? When I gnash, I gnash wildly. :D
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I'm serious - it's nesh out there! I'm going to see Dennis Quaid going past the window in a minute. *nods* ;)

There's other people a lot more stupid than me. Go poke them.... hang on, on second thoughts... Poke me. POKE ME! *cough* I mean...um...yeah.

No-one gnashes like you darling. I was afraid for my manhood at first.
 
iLackBrainCells said:
I'm serious - it's nesh out there! I'm going to see Dennis Quaid going past the window in a minute. *nods* ;)

There's other people a lot more stupid than me. Go poke them.... hang on, on second thoughts... Poke me. POKE ME! *cough* I mean...um...yeah.

No-one gnashes like you darling. I was afraid for my manhood at first.
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Haha! Well, if you do see him, can you send him this way please? I think a bit of Quaid would help me today ;)

LOL! Oh, you know I'll poke you regardless of others. You're a special kind of lump to poke. :D

It's just as well that I agreed to take my dentures out each time before approaching your manhood, isn't it!
 
Tallulah82 said:
Haha! Well, if you do see him, can you send him this way please? I think a bit of Quaid would help me today ;)

LOL! Oh, you know I'll poke you regardless of others. You're a special kind of lump to poke. :D

It's just as well that I agreed to take my dentures out each time before approaching your manhood, isn't it!
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You're a Quaid fan, huh? I had you down as an elderly Robert Redford type of woman. :p

You say the sweetest stuff. Seriously, you could write verses for Hallmark. I've just melted. ;)

Well, I'm glad you did take your dentures out - a gummy blowjob is just the best. It's right up there with "sex towels"... I can't believe I just said that. *throws up a little.*
 
Tallulah82 said:
Haha! Well, if you do see him, can you send him this way please? I think a bit of Quaid would help me today ;)

LOL! Oh, you know I'll poke you regardless of others. You're a special kind of lump to poke. :D

It's just as well that I agreed to take my dentures out each time before approaching your manhood, isn't it!
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Morning lovebirds, already bantering and I bet you are still in bed. A fine example to the modern kids, laid next to each other and talking via the internet!

Lovely day out there

X ;)
 
LucyCanyon said:
Morning lovebirds, already bantering and I bet you are still in bed. A fine example to the modern kids, laid next to each other and talking via the internet!

Lovely day out there

X ;)
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Haha! I'll let you into a lil secret. When I'm in bed, and on my phone... it is NEVER typing here... ;)

But I've done the talking via the internet with my daughter before - sitting at opposite ends of the sofa, and bantering on FB :D

iLackBrainCells said:
Hahahaha!!

Now that made me laugh. Well played Sir. :D
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Fuck. That image made you hard, didn't it. Slap it down, man! Such a pervert.
 
Tallulah82 said:
Haha! I'll let you into a lil secret. When I'm in bed, and on my phone... it is NEVER typing here... ;)

But I've done the talking via the internet with my daughter before - sitting at opposite ends of the sofa, and bantering on FB :D



Fuck. That image made you hard, didn't it. Slap it down, man! Such a pervert.
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It's true Lucy. You should see what she really does when she's in bed. It'll make your hairs curl. ;) ...

She snores. Lots.

You made me into this pervert so you should slap it down. It's your responsibility and all that. :D Hang on... just let me put my mouth guard in first.
 
iLackBrainCells said:
It's true Lucy. You should see what she really does when she's in bed. It'll make your hairs curl. ;) ...

She snores. Lots.

You made me into this pervert so you should slap it down. It's your responsibility and all that. :D Hang on... just let me put my mouth guard in first.
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:eek:

I'm a LADY! I do not snore! I uhm... purr... yeah, I fucking purr! Like a Harley. :D

Me? Oh no laddy. I am NOT taking responsibility for your perversions. You found Lit all by your ownsome, and let's face it. Some of the kinky shit you're into is not what I would have indulged in myself. :eek:
 
Tallulah82 said:
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I'm a LADY! I do not snore! I uhm... purr... yeah, I fucking purr! Like a Harley. :D

Me? Oh no laddy. I am NOT taking responsibility for your perversions. You found Lit all by your ownsome, and let's face it. Some of the kinky shit you're into is not what I would have indulged in myself. :eek:
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You didn't sound like a Harley when I heard you.... More like a 20-year old Honda. :p Oh shit, that isn't going to get your knickers to drop... What I meant was, you sounded vintage... oh, um... I'm making this worse, aren't I? ;)

Yes but when I found Lit, I was mainly innocent. Just here for chat with others. You got your hands on me and the next thing I know, I'm getting really acquainted with you, a webcam and a gerbil.

I still have the mental scars! :eek:
 
iLackBrainCells said:
It's true Lucy. You should see what she really does when she's in bed. It'll make your hairs curl. ;) ...

She snores. Lots.

You made me into this pervert so you should slap it down. It's your responsibility and all that. :D Hang on... just let me put my mouth guard in first.
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You must be doing it wrong Brainy... she never has time to snore with me 😈😈😈😉
 
Right, I'm going to disappear for a little bit - try to improve on the two hours of sleep I've had.

Meds, check.
Hot water bottle, check.
Tal noshing on a bacon sandwich next to me, crumbs falling under the covers, check.

;) Catch you later folks.
 
iLackBrainCells said:
Right, I'm going to disappear for a little bit - try to improve on the two hours of sleep I've had.

Meds, check.
Hot water bottle, check.
Tal noshing on a bacon sandwich next to me, crumbs falling under the covers, check.

;) Catch you later folks.
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*wipes mouth*

see ya!
 
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