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Heeeey
It's the quiet ones people need to be more wary of
Shhhhhhhhhh.... I've been trying to keep that on the DL.
How are you?
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Shhhhhhhhhh.... I've been trying to keep that on the DL.
How are you?
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Tallulah82
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Shhhhhhhhhh.... I've been trying to keep that on the DL.
How are you?
Oops! *zips lips so nothing can get out...or in...*
Mmm mmmm mmm mmmmmm mmm mm mmmmmm, mmm mmm mmm?
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Oops! *zips lips so nothing can get out...or in...*
Mmm mmmm mmm mmmmmm mmm mm mmmmmm, mmm mmm mmm?
Yes, I quite am enjoying the weather, and though I'm not sure what it has to do with the first part, but I do not know where we'll find rubber pants our size at this time of day.
Sundayschild
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Oops!
Mmm mmmm mmm mmmmmm mmm mm mmmmmm, mmm mmm mmm?
Is it wrong to find that kind of hot...?
AWonkyDonkey
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I'm here. Likewise, it's good to see you too.Good to see ya....oh...he's gone....
Yeah you got food to burn, am sure
Some people can't handle me in big doses.
Oh shush wench. My food was perfectly cooked. Sauteed Carrots with a Carrot Puree side. Mmm, delish. *smacks lips*
Plus, I can handle whatever dose you decide to throw at me but I only take little ones so others can share. I'm not greedy!
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S'ok, I have spares stocked up for time like this
Haha! Pervert. I like that.
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I'm here. Likewise, it's good to see you too.
Oh shush wench. My food was perfectly cooked. Sauteed Carrots with a Carrot Puree side. Mmm, delish. *smacks lips*
Plus, I can handle whatever dose you decide to throw at me but I only take little ones so others can share. I'm not greedy!
Pah! You think you can handle it. It's good to see your short term memory continuing to fail you
Oh! Double Entendre is it?
Nothing like a good old double-entry
AWonkyDonkey
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Pah! You think you can handle it. It's good to see your short term memory continuing to fail you
I can handle anything you throw at me. *innocent smile and air kisses.*
Oh, double entry... back in a bit. I need to go find the Vaseline.
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I can handle anything you throw at me. *innocent smile and air kisses.*
Oh, double entry... back in a bit. I need to go find the Vaseline.
Hmmm. I didn't think that male donkeys could be double-entered. Surely you only got one hole back there?
Unless you're meaning that you'd like to dress up as a hog and be spit-roasted? Kinky!
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I've returned 451% kinkier. I'd be doing part of the double entry... Obvs.
Ohhhh! On Tinny! Sorry, my mistake. I'll put in a good word for you, he might be up for it!
AWonkyDonkey
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Shit! Time for me to break out t'Yellow Pages and look under "E" for Escorts.
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You might find them under A: Anal escorts, or B: backdoor escorts. How about C: cum-dump escorts, or D: deep-throat escorts...
You get where I'm going with this
AWonkyDonkey
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You might find them under A: Anal escorts, or B: backdoor escorts. How about C: cum-dump escorts, or D: deep-throat escorts...
You get where I'm going with this
I need to get out of these jeans. I haven't been around such delicious filth for months... Oh and your words are pretty hot too.
Haha.
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I need to get out of these jeans. I haven't been around such delicious filth for months... Oh and your words are pretty hot too.
Haha.
J: jeans-busting escorts. That's the one you want: the number is 0800-bustmyzip. She's supposed to be very good!
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My mum. Done tort me all I know.
Oh I know I'm in for a treat here. All my fantasies are coming true!
I'm feeling faint.
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Oh good! She likes them floppy and unconscious. Have fun!
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Shhh, don't tell everyone.
Oops! Sorry!
AWonkyDonkey
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Yeah, likely bloody story.
Never mind an escort, I need a masseuse. A busty one. Swedish if there are any knocking about.
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Yeah, likely bloody story.
Never mind an escort, I need a masseuse. A busty one. Swedish if there are any knocking about.
Bloody hell, make up your mind! You'll end up just wanking into your mums bra as usual at this rate. Pick a wank-route and follow it through, man!
AWonkyDonkey
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Bloody hell, make up your mind! You'll end up just wanking into your mums bra as usual at this rate. Pick a wank-route and follow it through, man!
Bad news, love. I've been using yours. I swiped it and for a time it was holding the melons I bought from Tesco until they had ripened up. Now it's an aid to help me relax. You should feel honoured, not creeped out.
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