Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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Bad news, love. I've been using yours. I swiped it and for a time it was holding the melons I bought from Tesco until they had ripened up. Now it's an aid to help me relax. You should feel honoured, not creeped out.

Bad news, love. I swiped your mums bras the last time I broke into your house to leave some nettles inside your pillow. I knew you'd pinch my underwear at some point so... we're back to you being double-fucked. :p
 
Bad news, love. I swiped your mums bras the last time I broke into your house to leave some nettles inside your pillow. I knew you'd pinch my underwear at some point so... we're back to you being double-fucked. :p

Look at you being all cruel! What happened to the times when you used to wank me off in the coalshed out of charity? *sobs*
 
Look at you being all cruel! What happened to the times when you used to wank me off in the coalshed out of charity? *sobs*

Yeah, but like everything - all good things cum to an end, and the list of charity wanks just keeps getting bigger. You've had your handout, or rather MY handout, and now you need to shuffle along and open the space for the next needy dude.

And don't forget the vital lesson in charity: Pay it forward. Thank you for supporting Tal's Cum and Wank Clinic. :rose:
 
Yeah, but like everything - all good things cum to an end, and the list of charity wanks just keeps getting bigger. You've had your handout, or rather MY handout, and now you need to shuffle along and open the space for the next needy dude.

And don't forget the vital lesson in charity: Pay it forward. Thank you for supporting Tal's Cum and Wank Clinic. :rose:

Well I can't see how I can challenge that now... if I demanded more, I'd look like a knobhead for demanding services from an over-stretched charity. Oh I'll just go stick my dick in a warm Apple Pie instead. *sigh*

Well I'm going to have to disappear for the night now. I know you have no friends and no-one to talk to so you'll be on your own, so I do feel bad. Not that bad that I want to stay though. . ;)

In all seriousness, it's good to be back for a little bit. Thanks for putting up with me. :kiss:

Gone.
 
Well I can't see how I can challenge that now... if I demanded more, I'd look like a knobhead for demanding services from an over-stretched charity. Oh I'll just go stick my dick in a warm Apple Pie instead. *sigh*

Well I'm going to have to disappear for the night now. I know you have no friends and no-one to talk to so you'll be on your own, so I do feel bad. Not that bad that I want to stay though. . ;)

In all seriousness, it's good to be back for a little bit. Thanks for putting up with me. :kiss:

Gone.

I can stop drinking now, then? Phew. I was getting a bit too tipsy there.

:p

Catch you next time.
 
Well I can't see how I can challenge that now... if I demanded more, I'd look like a knobhead for demanding services from an over-stretched charity. Oh I'll just go stick my dick in a warm Apple Pie instead. *sigh*

Well I'm going to have to disappear for the night now. I know you have no friends and no-one to talk to so you'll be on your own, so I do feel bad. Not that bad that I want to stay though. . ;)

In all seriousness, it's good to be back for a little bit. Thanks for putting up with me. :kiss:

Gone.

WONKY!!! So, they let you out then? :D
 
Hmm? This place is moving kind of slow the last couple of days. Our hostess must be otherwise occupied with whatever work she had in progress in the dungeon. :cool:

Donkey, are you a doppelganger? :)
 
Hmm? This place is moving kind of slow the last couple of days. Our hostess must be otherwise occupied with whatever work she had in progress in the dungeon. :cool:

Donkey, are you a doppelganger? :)

I've also been accused of having not much brainpower. ;)

Yeah, I imagine she's spinning lots of plates right now but if she's reading this, I hope she's doing okay and I'm thinking of her.
 
I've also been accused of having not much brainpower. ;)

Yeah, I imagine she's spinning lots of plates right now but if she's reading this, I hope she's doing okay and I'm thinking of her.

Youv'e got a bit of horse power though.

IF SHe's spinning plates I hope they don't come crashing down on her................ I tried it once and there were broken crocks everywhere. :eek:
 
Youv'e got a bit of horse power though.

IF SHe's spinning plates I hope they don't come crashing down on her................ I tried it once and there were broken crocks everywhere. :eek:


lol...I tried juggling a few times...thought I was pretty good too, until I destroyed a lamp and some other expensive things. :eek:
 
Youv'e got a bit of horse power though.

IF SHe's spinning plates I hope they don't come crashing down on her................ I tried it once and there were broken crocks everywhere. :eek:

Badoom Tshhh!!

Which coincidentally is the noise produced when I try juggling too.

lol...I tried juggling a few times...thought I was pretty good too, until I destroyed a lamp and some other expensive things. :eek:

I once witnessed a man juggle three chainsaws and I was really impressed... until someone discovered the chainsaws were off and the buzzing was coming through some hidden speakers.

I don't know if it's just me but Lit won't let me stay logged in. Even though I check the "remember me" box, it keeps periodically kicking me out.
 
Badoom Tshhh!!

Which coincidentally is the noise produced when I try juggling too.



I once witnessed a man juggle three chainsaws and I was really impressed... until someone discovered the chainsaws were off and the buzzing was coming through some hidden speakers.

I don't know if it's just me but Lit won't let me stay logged in. Even though I check the "remember me" box, it keeps periodically kicking me out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxf_Dvy0VLs

Hmm???
 
I don't know if it's just me but Lit won't let me stay logged in. Even though I check the "remember me" box, it keeps periodically kicking me out.

Can't say I've had that problem. You could try clearing your browser history and reopening it.
 
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