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Tallulah82
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Bad news, love. I've been using yours. I swiped it and for a time it was holding the melons I bought from Tesco until they had ripened up. Now it's an aid to help me relax. You should feel honoured, not creeped out.
Bad news, love. I swiped your mums bras the last time I broke into your house to leave some nettles inside your pillow. I knew you'd pinch my underwear at some point so... we're back to you being double-fucked.



