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Tallulah82
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Yo. Wankers. Who wants to get me a Guinness, and make the dinner? The gammon is already cooking, so I've already done half the job. 

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I have no idea then. It's probably some app update to improve your enjoyment.![]()

Yo. Wankers. Who wants to get me a Guinness, and make the dinner? The gammon is already cooking, so I've already done half the job.![]()
Taaaaal!
*cough*
I mean.... 'Sup?
Phew... got away with that.
How's Donkey Kong doing?
I am out of proper wit and real humour today, apologies for any flat replies I may give. My brain quit on me a few hours ago![]()
I'm doing very well thank you.![]()
Sorry to hear that - been a busy one? If you get the chance later - will you send me your email address? I've lost it.

How have you lost it???
I'll think about it.
Yeah, was in hospital with daughter from 5am - everything's fine. Been a non-stop day. I might be repeating the "I fell asleep before my kids" trick tonight![]()
for Tal and a bag of Mini Cheddar's for the rest to fight over.'Cos my phone is being a tit. Not a nice, heavy, full tit either. It's being a mouldy one.
I wanted to send you an email earlier asking about stuff and I couldn't find it.
Rrr - I hope everything stays fine too. I hope she's okay now and that you can get some rest tonight - just pack the boys off to bed early... Either that or pop them down in front of the TV with a six-pack whilst you go nap.![]()
Right. Time for me to disappear - I need to go shout at someone down the phone.
Catch y'all later.
for Tal and a bag of Mini Cheddar's for the rest to fight over.
Yo. Wankers. Who wants to get me a Guinness, and make the dinner? The gammon is already cooking, so I've already done half the job.![]()
It would have to be a Guinness from your side of the pond. What they sell here's not as good.![]()
Well, get yerself a filght booked! In fact, get a flight to Ireland and I'll meet you there. It's good here, but best there!
Fiiiine. Take 'em. Just don't blame me when the rest of the people don't get gifts and go on the rampage.Tit phone. Nice.
I believe those cheddars are mine too. Cheers!
Just popping in to spread some love give some hugs and let y'all know I'm still alive.![]()

Just popping in to spread some love give some hugs and let y'all know I'm still alive.![]()
Good to see you here again 
Fiiiine. Take 'em. Just don't blame me when the rest of the people don't get gifts and go on the rampage.
Hey Curvy.
How are you doing?
Good to see you here again
Blame you? Never!![]()
*nods*
Oh everyone blames little old me. *sniffles and searches for the Stradivarius*
Can't anyone be nice to me today?![]()

You know what this is right?Oh everyone blames little old me. *sniffles and searches for the Stradivarius*
Can't anyone be nice to me today?![]()

Feeling much better. Had a pimento cheese sandwich for lunch and some steaks marinating for supper.![]()
Oh everyone blames little old me. *sniffles and searches for the Stradivarius*
Can't anyone be nice to me today?![]()

You know what this is right?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/violin-steve-buscemi.gif
Sure!!! Go run out into the field and catch this water balloon I'm going to toss to you.
And stay out of the road. (see that's being nice right?)![]()
You know what this is right?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/violin-steve-buscemi.gif

You know what this is right?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/violin-steve-buscemi.gif
Nice. I had gammon and pineapple. Yum!
Awwww!!
*tries to think of something nice to say*
Here, have a cheddar.![]()
