Mmmmm, tasty! Thanks
I'm researching high cholesterol for Mama Tal, you know, cos she can't just get old gracefully
See, you don't need additional cream in that one!
I was going to say, I didn't think "gracefully" could be mentioned in the same sentence as "Mama Tal". Oh, that's you I'm thinking of.
Get her on some of that I can't believe it's not Bollocks. Sorry - butter. That'll do the job!
Lol! Yes, Doc. She shall change her Lurpak to not-Bollocks. I'm sure that that is the sum total of her problem.
I told her off yesterday when shopping because she moaned at the price of Pro-Activ. She's never had high chol before, so I'm hoping it's more of a glitch than a real change. I really don't want to argue with an old lady about the few joys of life
I was just imagining your mother with a lead on but I got hot under the collar! 
Hey hey
All's good thank you. We're in the Drop Zone now! Any day now, I'm going to get the "I'm in labour" call
Though my daughter laughed at me when I told her that I was making my own hospital bag, ready to take. After all, why does she get to be the only one to take a bag of snacks, her phone charger and a packet of wetwipes to keep fresh?
Hey hey
All's good thank you. We're in the Drop Zone now! Any day now, I'm going to get the "I'm in labour" call
Though my daughter laughed at me when I told her that I was making my own hospital bag, ready to take. After all, why does she get to be the only one to take a bag of snacks, her phone charger and a packet of wetwipes to keep fresh?
Haha! When I typed what I did, I thought "People will think I'm on about a dog, but Tal won't - nahhh!" How wrong was I?
Morning Tal and the rest of the motley follower and perverts in general.
Morning Tal and the rest of the motley follower and perverts in general.
I knew that'd feed your perverted fantasies for a while now
Oh, and stick with your coffee this morn, Wonky is making some very dodgy tea today
Hey Tinny, did you sleep well? I got a decent almost-7 hours.
Oh, and stick with your coffee this morn, Wonky is making some very dodgy tea today
Which are you, follower or pervert? Hang on - don't answer that...
Well every guy has a mother-and-daughter-threesome fantasy... What do you mean, "we don't?!" Oh - just me then. *whistles innocently*
Right, now some normal people have turned up, I shall make myself scarce and go sacrifice a goat in the hope I can grab some sleep.
Laters all.
It might be dodgy but I know you hunk it's tasty.
Gone.
I slept...some...and am currently working on my first cup of coffee. Lots to do today. Your about ready for the hospital fandango aren't you?
Donkey, I bounce around the threads that catch my interest and are filled with playful banter and good humor. This is one of them. So yeah I follow and perv.
Sure you are.
I've kept my diary as empty as possible in the next couple of weeks (really!). I'm as ready as I'm going to be. I think...
Playful banter? Good humour? WTF? I created this baby for sarcasm, and my ability to mercilessly tease any victims who dare to enter! It's fun to play whack-a-mole with perverts
I see everything is normal in here today. Wonky is sacrificing a goat and poisoning everyone with dodgy tea.
Remember to breath Tal............... oh that's what your supposed to say.
Salaciously ribald humor then? Does that sound more thread appropriate?
I like it when it's all normal. And you make it even more normaller.
You can label it any way you want, as long as you're naked doing it. And you show me you're naked.
Sorry...currently clothed and sipping coffee...but hang around for a bit, I'm headed for a shower...the keys under the doormat...or planter.. well heck its somewhere out there anyway.
I like it when it's all normal. And you make it even more normaller.
LOL! So, you be showering, all hot, wet and nekkid, while I scramble around your front door desperately looking for the key that you probably didn't even leave out for me!
Meanie.
