Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh yeah. You skip Splishy Splashy like every other week, but when I pull a rare sickie, you go to flirt with the lovely Polish (or was it German?) woman half naked in the pool! Sheesh!

Yeah, she laughed when apologising for worrying me, telling me that if it had been serious she'd have called me etc.

Whaaaa? I never skip Splishy Splashy every other week! I'm a good lad. Are you trying to say that if Ewan McGregor turned up in a mankini tonight, you still wouldn't race over there?

Pfft - I hope she remembers that in the future but I mean I'm glad nothing was wrong. You'll be on tenterhooks for the next text...

*Makes a decision not to text at 4am*

 

[Tallulah82]

Whaaaa? I never skip Splishy Splashy every other week! I'm a good lad. Are you trying to say that if Ewan McGregor turned up in a mankini tonight, you still wouldn't race over there?

Pfft - I hope she remembers that in the future but I mean I'm glad nothing was wrong. You'll be on tenterhooks for the next text...

*Makes a decision not to text at 4am*

I don't know, I'm looking rather rough with the tiredness. And the oldness. I would rather stay at home and cry, than let the big EM see me like this!

Ha! Yeah. She can have as bad a memory as me. I'm just making some pumpkin pies just in case...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don't know, I'm looking rather rough with the tiredness. And the oldness. I would rather stay at home and cry, than let the big EM see me like this!

Ha! Yeah. She can have as bad a memory as me. I'm just making some pumpkin pies just in case...

Awww it's alright - Big Ewe (he said I could call him that) says you could look as rough as a dog's backside and he'd still fancy you. However you are a long way off that so go on girl, get stuck in! (If I can watch?!)

You're such a good mother.

Right, I'm going to disappear - time to go ogle naked women and not get arrested for it!

Be good and take care.

 

[Tallulah82]

Awww it's alright - Big Ewe (he said I could call him that) says you could look as rough as a dog's backside and he'd still fancy you. However you are a long way off that so go on girl, get stuck in! (If I can watch?!)

You're such a good mother.

Right, I'm going to disappear - time to go ogle naked women and not get arrested for it!

Be good and take care.

Ahhh, you're so sweet to me. No, you can't watch, at least not the first time. Mebbe the second.

I dares ya to do a slow run along the poolside - BayWatch style.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ahhh, you're so sweet to me. No, you can't watch, at least not the first time. Mebbe the second.

I dares ya to do a slow run along the poolside - BayWatch style.

so wait...inquiring minds want to know: will you and your daughter be doing Lamaze together...or do they do that any more?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ahhh, you're so sweet to me. No, you can't watch, at least not the first time. Mebbe the second.

I dares ya to do a slow run along the poolside - BayWatch style.

Can I join in on the third? I'm not touching Ewan though. *shudders*

I didn't do the Baywatch shuffle but I had red shorts on! That makes me The Hoff, right?

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Good morning Tal and the association of fans, followers and general perverts (that's me!) - I hope all is well on this Friday.

I am extremely high this morning so I'm now going to hide away and sleep it off. Have a great day, everyone!

 

[Tallulah82]

so wait...inquiring minds want to know: will you and your daughter be doing Lamaze together...or do they do that any more?

Heeeeyy, I can't believe we keep missing each other. Grrrr!

Can I join in on the third? I'm not touching Ewan though. *shudders*

I didn't do the Baywatch shuffle but I had red shorts on! That makes me The Hoff, right?

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Good morning Tal and the association of fans, followers and general perverts (that's me!) - I hope all is well on this Friday.

I am extremely high this morning so I'm now going to hide away and sleep it off. Have a great day, everyone!

Hide away? Nooooo! Stay and be post fucked up stuff like other weirdos!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Heeeeyy, I can't believe we keep missing each other. Grrrr!





Hide away? Nooooo! Stay and be post fucked up stuff like other weirdos!

Ha, I will not fall into your trap that easily. You just want me to post some really weird stuff that you can screen grab and use to tease me mercilessly.

I've got your number, madam.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ha, I will not fall into your trap that easily. You just want me to post some really weird stuff that you can screen grab and use to tease me mercilessly.

I've got your number, madam.

Oh shush. You fell in that trap ages ago. Just because I painted the walls and gave you fresh air, doesn't mean you're free.

How's the Donk?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh shush. You fell in that trap ages ago. Just because I painted the walls and gave you fresh air, doesn't mean you're free.

How's the Donk?

Does that mean you have incriminating evidence?

The Donk is good. Better than earlier - I've been out and pretended to be sociable! Woo, go me!

How about you? Anything good happen today?

 

[Tallulah82]

Does that mean you have incriminating evidence?

The Donk is good. Better than earlier - I've been out and pretended to be sociable! Woo, go me!

How about you? Anything good happen today?

Wow! You went out??? Out in the world?? With other people???? You must need a rest now! You feeling ok?

Yeah, I had a good night's sleep. I know. I'm like the girl who has everything.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Wow! You went out??? Out in the world?? With other people???? You must need a rest now! You feeling ok?

Yeah, I had a good night's sleep. I know. I'm like the girl who has everything.

I know! I went out and ACTUALLY talked to someone! Well, I say talking - does saying "sorry" over and over count? I whipped my cock out at the petrol station and she screamed... Hmm.

Whey! To be honest, you needed it. I was surprised you hung on until you did. What'cha been up to?

 

[Tallulah82]

I know! I went out and ACTUALLY talked to someone! Well, I say talking - does saying "sorry" over and over count? I whipped my cock out at the petrol station and she screamed... Hmm.

Whey! To be honest, you needed it. I was surprised you hung on until you did. What'cha been up to?

FFS. Can you ever go out into public and NOT get your cock out? I've told you umpteen times that that is NOT how men actually generally behave in society. Lit is fucking your brain far too much.

Oh, you know. Blowjobs, fucking. Usual daily routines. Feeling a bit tired again now... *yawn*

 

[tnman03]

Hi Tal and all. What's doing here?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

FFS. Can you ever go out into public and NOT get your cock out? I've told you umpteen times that that is NOT how men actually generally behave in society. Lit is fucking your brain far too much.

Oh, you know. Blowjobs, fucking. Usual daily routines. Feeling a bit tired again now... *yawn*

Look, I had you as my teacher! For years and years it's all "Get your cock out in public places" and now you're telling me not to? Major mind fuck!

Oh you lucky thing. I had a blowjob too but the Hoover doesn't count, does it?

I'm just enjoying a bit of relaxation before I turn into Cinderella.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hi Tal and all. What's doing here?

I think "All" is my middle name.

 

[tnman03]

I think "All" is my middle name.

Hey Donkey, you haven't been checking on the bug zapper again have you? Those things aren't good for you...look what they do to bugs...

 

[Tallulah82]

Hi Tal and all. What's doing here?

Not much, just chilling out for a while. How's life over yonder?

Look, I had you as my teacher! For years and years it's all "Get your cock out in public places" and now you're telling me not to? Major mind fuck!

Oh you lucky thing. I had a blowjob too but the Hoover doesn't count, does it?

I'm just enjoying a bit of relaxation before I turn into Cinderella.

Sigh. Sorry. I'll set up some kind of reforming treatment plan to break these habits.

Hoover DOES count if it makes you cum. It's a viable sex toy.

Ooooh, you going to the Ball tonight? I am supposed to be going out tonight, but the 'do' is something I am REALLY not interested in, so why would I waste my time?

 

[tnman03]

Not much, just chilling out for a while. How's life over yonder?



Sigh. Sorry. I'll set up some kind of reforming treatment plan to break these habits.

Hoover DOES count if it makes you cum. It's a viable sex toy.

Ooooh, you going to the Ball tonight? I am supposed to be going out tonight, but the 'do' is something I am REALLY not interested in, so why would I waste my time?

Life here is rainy at the moment, got wet too while I was out in it. Aside from that everything's hunky dory.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey Donkey, you haven't been checking on the bug zapper again have you? Those things aren't good for you...look what they do to bugs...

Yes I know... but they're so alluring.... **ZAPPP!**



Ouch.

Sigh. Sorry. I'll set up some kind of reforming treatment plan to break these habits.

Hoover DOES count if it makes you cum. It's a viable sex toy.

Ooooh, you going to the Ball tonight? I am supposed to be going out tonight, but the 'do' is something I am REALLY not interested in, so why would I waste my time?

I didn't cum - the Hoover cut off. It's a safety feature - always does it when something impossibly huge gets stuck in the pipe. *cough*

Yeah, I don't blame you. If something doesn't interest, there's no point in going.

I've got to do a bit of housework/DIY. Ugh.

 

[Tallulah82]

Life here is rainy at the moment, got wet too while I was out in it. Aside from that everything's hunky dory.

Ah, the rain! Gotta love it. Makes flowers grow and everything

Yes I know... but they're so alluring.... **ZAPPP!**

Ouch.

I didn't cum - the Hoover cut off. It's a safety feature - always does it when something impossibly huge gets stuck in the pipe. *cough*

Yeah, I don't blame you. If something doesn't interest, there's no point in going.

I've got to do a bit of housework/DIY. Ugh.

Donkey with a hammer? Interesting!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ah, the rain! Gotta love it. Makes flowers grow and everything



Donkey with a hammer? Interesting!

If you want me to hammer holes in shit, I'm your man.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right, I've got to make like a banana and split!

Catch you both later!

 

[Tallulah82]

If you want me to hammer holes in shit, I'm your man.

Right, I've got to make like a banana and split!

Catch you both later!

See you later, try not to get cream all down your chin

 

[Tallulah82]

A bit of a pit-stop, while I have about 30 min to spare

Happy Saturday! I hope everyone is enjoying the warm weather, I think I'll be digging out the fans today - if the fan is on in the living room, then it's definitely warm