Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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:) Dragon riding. Yes Sounds perfect.

That's going to be my new avatar. :heart:Thank you.

Dragon riding is awesome. The wind in your hair, the warmth of his fire as he huffs and puffs in resentment, trying to shake you off :D But don't worry, just keep tight hold, and he'll come to terms with the fact that you're the one in charge.
 
Dragon riding is awesome. The wind in your hair, the warmth of his fire as he huffs and puffs in resentment, trying to shake you off :D But don't worry, just keep tight hold, and he'll come to terms with the fact that you're the one in charge.

;) That'd be a neat twist. :heart:
 
lol... I like that...

Not yet but in just a bit I'll be headed to the park.

Okies. I'll be waiting in the bushes to jump out and flash you ;) :kiss:

;) That'd be a neat twist. :heart:

I so need to set up my Warrior Camp. Get some sword-swinging practice in. The dragons are easy once you know how. It's the trolls that are real pain in the arse. THEY need slaying.

*Presses his naked backside against the window.*

Hellooooo. :D

How did you know that that's what I wanted my view to be today? :p
 
Okies. I'll be waiting in the bushes to jump out and flash you ;) :kiss:



I so need to set up my Warrior Camp. Get some sword-swinging practice in. The dragons are easy once you know how. It's the trolls that are real pain in the arse. THEY need slaying.



How did you know that that's what I wanted my view to be today? :p

Swords??? Nah....it was spears, long bows and crossbow bolts that created the most havoc...;)
You and Tink just need to tame some more dragons...:cool::rose:
 
Swords??? Nah....it was spears, long bows and crossbow bolts that created the most havoc...;)
You and Tink just need to tame some more dragons...:cool::rose:

Pfft. You know I have the full range of weapons. But I do like a good sword, it's not always about the havoc. Sometimes it's just about a bit of damage, you know, to prove a point.
 
I could get into some troll slaying. It's probably like kickboxing in it's stress relief right?
 
I could get into some troll slaying. It's probably like kickboxing in it's stress relief right?

Damn right it is! Even better, actually, when blood gets drawn. I don't like to ride trolls, though, because they have an awful habit of being clumsy, and they're pretty stupid too. If you tried to climb on the back of one of those buggers they'd likely be able to hurt themselves while trying to hurt you. A dragon knows how to fly, and fight without crashing into the cliffs.

They are bloody hard to slay, mind. A lot of energy is needed to kill a troll, and difficult to do on ones own. So, we can pair up and slay, or set up a trap. A troll is best beaten by digging a big troll-trap and letting him fall into it fifty feet down, to cry on his lonesome and fall asleep sucking his thumb.
 
Damn right it is! Even better, actually, when blood gets drawn. I don't like to ride trolls, though, because they have an awful habit of being clumsy, and they're pretty stupid too. If you tried to climb on the back of one of those buggers they'd likely be able to hurt themselves while trying to hurt you. A dragon knows how to fly, and fight without crashing into the cliffs.

They are bloody hard to slay, mind. A lot of energy is needed to kill a troll, and difficult to do on ones own. So, we can pair up and slay, or set up a trap. A troll is best beaten by digging a big troll-trap and letting him fall into it fifty feet down, to cry on his lonesome and fall asleep sucking his thumb.

Trap sound good. And to quote one of the Harry Potter books.. . "Crikey I'd like a dragon."
 
That was quick! Bye!



We should get some dragon eggs and raise them as pets. We can enjoy the cute phase, then have them as our steeds when they're grown. We'd be unstoppable.

Yes! :heart::heart::heart: This is a spectacular plan.
Now, where do we get dragon eggs.
Amazon?
 
Yes! :heart::heart::heart: This is a spectacular plan.
Now, where do we get dragon eggs.
Amazon?

Don't be silly! :D We go to the Dragon Sanctuary, of course. We'll adopt a couple of eggs, whose parents were tragically killed by those nasty trolls. But we have to be strong, and only choose one each. We're not setting up an army (yet). You can only pick one. Ok? I don't want any pouts or puppy eyes when you see them all lined up, waiting to be chosen for a good home. *stern look*

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Don't be silly! :D We go to the Dragon Sanctuary, of course. We'll adopt a couple of eggs, whose parents were tragically killed by those nasty trolls. But we have to be strong, and only choose one each. We're not setting up an army (yet). You can only pick one. Ok? I don't want any pouts or puppy eyes when you see them all lined up, waiting to be chosen for a good home. *stern look*

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Awwww... I want the green one.
ANd ok. I'll try not to pout or puppy dog eye.
Maybe 2?
 
So pleased to see you back again :rose:


Happy Sunny Sunday everyone :kiss:

Happy Sunday, I'd be happy to tag along for the stirring of some stuff up ;)

Well, its my Monday over here, almost time to go to...don't say it...don't say it....well you know what i mean :)
 
Happy Sunday, I'd be happy to tag along for the stirring of some stuff up ;)

Well, its my Monday over here, almost time to go to...don't say it...don't say it....well you know what i mean :)
Good to see you. I know my Monday is coming soon enough too. Have a great week
 
So what mayhem and such not's been going on in here for the last little bit while I've been out and about?
 
Ah well...its still early, the mayhem makers and dragon riders will find their way back later. :cool:
 
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