Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[coachdb18]

Ah! THAT'S where it went!

Do me a favour, wipe it clean when you're finished and send it over to 13. Cheers!

OK if I use my tongue to 'wipe it clean'?

 

[Tallulah82]

WOW, that's a nice big one! (evidently the other one wouldn't all fit in the frame....LOL)

You have no idea how tricksy it is to get two boob in one shot. Gotta stand 5 metres back from the camera!

 

[Tallulah82]

OK if I use my tongue to 'wipe it clean'?

You go ahead and use whatever you fancy, my dear!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Wanking already?



Hmm. I never meant it that way, but yes, it's true that my Hobo-care package does seem to include a lot more boob than I originally intended! There also seemed to be a rise in the quantity of hobos suddenly cumming forward to receive their package. I'm sure it was all just a nipple coincidence.

Wanking doesn't get me anywhere these days!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Ha! Oh no. The only business to settle here is whether to finish off the cheesecake, or just have a walnut whip.

I hope you kept it simple & had both!

Btw...did I just hear someone scream "BOOBS!"

 

[coachdb18]

You have no idea how tricksy it is to get two boob in one shot. Gotta stand 5 metres back from the camera!

Well, they're even bigger when they hang at the angle you were in for the picture ..... hehehe

 

[Tallulah82]

Wanking doesn't get me anywhere these days!

LMAO! Oh, Brains. The images! So...

When you used to wank: you'd hold onto your dick, and gallop around the room like riding a horse... that got you somewhere.

But now, you lie down, and hope that the spasms of you body as you wank will get you to the door and beyond. But it doesn't?

 

[Jaime_H]

LMAO! Oh, Brains. The images! So...

When you used to wank: you'd hold onto your dick, and gallop around the room like riding a horse... that got you somewhere.

But now, you lie down, and hope that the spasms of you body as you wank will get you to the door and beyond. But it doesn't?

A novel way of doing it..

 

[Tallulah82]

I hope you kept it simple & had both!

Btw...did I just hear someone scream "BOOBS!"

Ha! Noooo. Nope. Nuh huh. *shakes head*

*checks chin for crumbs*

Hell yeah. Boobs rule. Boobs are quite literally amaze-balls

Well, they're even bigger when they hang at the angle you were in for the picture ..... hehehe

Shhh! I want that to be a surprise for 13!

 

[coachdb18]

When you used to wank: you'd hold onto your dick, and gallop around the room like riding a horse... that got you somewhere.

I really don't think that's what they meant when they told him to join a circle jerk....

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Btw...did I just hear someone scream "BOOBS!"

You did. I'm just the harmless, horny, room idiot.

LMAO! Oh, Brains. The images! So...

When you used to wank: you'd hold onto your dick, and gallop around the room like riding a horse... that got you somewhere.

But now, you lie down, and hope that the spasms of you body as you wank will get you to the door and beyond. But it doesn't?

Have you been watching me? Do you know, I haven't come in nearly a month? Not for lack of trying either.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Anyway... Where's MY picture of boobs?! *stamps foot and pouts like a sulking toddler.*

 

[coachdb18]

Anyway... Where's MY picture of boobs?! *stamps foot and pouts like a sulking toddler.*

If you're nice to me, I MIGHT send you a nipple....

 

[coachdb18]

*checks chin for crumbs*

It appears spellcheck changed your meaning.... again!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

I really don't think that's what they meant when they told him to join a circle jerk....

*shrugs* I dunno. Not joined in one before.

You did. I'm just the harmless, horny, room idiot.

Have you been watching me? Do you know, I haven't come in nearly a month? Not for lack of trying either.

Oh babe. We'll all need warning to batton down the hatches when it happens then!

Anyway... Where's MY picture of boobs?! *stamps foot and pouts like a sulking toddler.*

Coach has it covered.

If you're nice to me, I MIGHT send you a nipple....

*chuckles*

 

[Tallulah82]

It appears spellcheck changed your meaning.... again!!!

damn that wonker.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

If you're nice to me, I MIGHT send you a nipple....

*Gulp*

 

[Tallulah82]

*Gulp*

Wow, coach, that actually excited him! Do it again! Do it again!

 

[coachdb18]

Wow, coach, that actually excited him! Do it again! Do it again!

Maybe I should photoshop it and make it a CLOSEUP!!!!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Wow, coach, that actually excited him! Do it again! Do it again!

Fuck, no! It'll put me off and I'll go another month without release!!!

 

[coachdb18]

Fuck, no! It'll put me off and I'll go another month without release!!!

Do you want the nipple shot to INCLUDE the tiny bit of her elbow showing from the handstand she was in, or should I crop that out?

 

[Tallulah82]

Do you want the nipple shot to INCLUDE the tiny bit of her elbow showing from the handstand she was in, or should I crop that out?

Whoah! Hold the fuck up. I thought we were talking about YOUR nipple! Not MY nipple!!!

Fuck.

 

[Jaime_H]

What have I missed....??!!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Do you want the nipple shot to INCLUDE the tiny bit of her elbow showing from the handstand she was in, or should I crop that out?

It's okay - I know what her elbows look like. She sends me pictures of them all the time... Especially when she's licking them.

Fun fact: Tal is the only person able to lick her elbows due to her abnormally long tongue.

 

[coachdb18]

Whoah! Hold the fuck up. I thought we were talking about YOUR nipple! Not MY nipple!!!

Fuck.

Maybe I should go with successive approximations, and show him MY nipple before going to the GOOD STUFF? If he's still breathing by then, that is!!