Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[13Fantasies]

So caring, so loving! If you ever watched that film with Sandra Bullock in it - where she's an alcoholic... they say that the mark that you're ready for a relationship is something like this: buy a plant, and if that's still alive in a year, then buy a pet. If that's still alive in a year, then you're ready for a relationship. So, did you say you were single??...



Awwww!

Bloody hell, I'm giving out a lot of Awwws today. Must reign it in before I become an aww-whore.

Too late.

 

[Tallulah82]

Too late.

Noooo! Surely not! It was only uhm, 2? 3? How many does it take to make a whore?

 

[QuietCanadian]

So caring, so loving! If you ever watched that film with Sandra Bullock in it - where she's an alcoholic... they say that the mark that you're ready for a relationship is something like this: buy a plant, and if that's still alive in a year, then buy a pet. If that's still alive in a year, then you're ready for a relationship. So, did you say you were single??...

Fuck, if I wasn't she better be careful!

 

[Tallulah82]

Fuck, if I wasn't she better be careful!

Yeah, that's what I thought

 

[QuietCanadian]

Yeah, that's what I thought

Can I go to jail for that?

 

[Tallulah82]

Can I go to jail for that?

For what? Being in my thoughts? Yeah, you should. Bad Boy!

 

[badjanus]

*pouts in the corner*

https://i.imgur.com/Ig3cBe0.gif

 

[thefishfryer]

For what? Being in my thoughts? Yeah, you should. Bad Boy!

Heck! I'm doomed.

Hope everyone had a happpy holiday. I'm in recovery.

 

[Tallulah82]

https://i.imgur.com/Ig3cBe0.gif

Ah! My hero! Dead hero, but still! He has powers beyond the grave!

 

[Tallulah82]

Heck! I'm doomed.

Hope everyone had a happpy holiday. I'm in recovery.

You've been doomed since you first said hello to me

Ah, so a normal pre-weekend detox then?

 

[QuietCanadian]

For what? Being in my thoughts? Yeah, you should. Bad Boy!

I'm a bad boy in your thoughts?! Go me. *self high five*

 

[thefishfryer]

You've been doomed since you first said hello to me

Ah, so a normal pre-weekend detox then?

I thought it was you that said hello?

My weekends are just the same as other days, unless the sun shines.

 

[Tallulah82]

I thought it was you that said hello?

My weekends are just the same as other days, unless the sun shines.

True. Too friendly for my own good.


Good morning wankers and wankees!

I do believe today is Friday, not that that makes any difference at all in Tal's world, other than the 29th signifies some food in the fridge that MUST be eaten today. Tis a hard life. Sigh.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

True. Too friendly for my own good.


Good morning wankers and wankees!

I do believe today is Friday, not that that makes any difference at all in Tal's world, other than the 29th signifies some food in the fridge that MUST be eaten today. Tis a hard life. Sigh.

Good morning trouble.

Right then... what food are you going to share with me? Bear in mind you know how fussy I am with my meals

 

[Tallulah82]

Good morning trouble.

Right then... what food are you going to share with me? Bear in mind you know how fussy I am with my meals

Morning!

I have mini steak pies, jacket potato skin things, a new york cheesecake and that bloody turkey must be either finished off or thrown out today

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Morning!

I have mini steak pies, jacket potato skin things, a new york cheesecake and that bloody turkey must be either finished off or thrown out today

Ooh looks like I'm coming to yours for dinner then.

However I don't like the sound of "bloody Turkey". You do know you're meant to cook the Turkey first, right?

 

[Tallulah82]

Ooh looks like I'm coming to yours for dinner then.

However I don't like the sound of "bloody Turkey". You do know you're meant to cook the Turkey first, right?

Ah SHIT!

No wonder everyone was throwing up! Damn, I really must learn how to do domestic crap some time.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Morning!

I have mini steak pies, jacket potato skin things, a new york cheesecake and that bloody turkey must be either finished off or thrown out today

Buffett at yours today then tal.

Take all the meat off the turkey and dice it.
It will freeze for a month. Give you chance to make a ham and turkey pie another day.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Ah SHIT!

No wonder everyone was throwing up! Damn, I really must learn how to do domestic crap some time.

You really should.

*Nods*

Now so you can practice... I have some ironing you can do.

 

[LucyCanyon]

Ah SHIT!

No wonder everyone was throwing up! Damn, I really must learn how to do domestic crap some time.

Morning, problem seems to be that domestic crap is what you served??

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Right, seeing as I've been awake since 3, I'm off back to bed for a couple of hours.

Catch you later Tal.

 

[Tallulah82]

Buffett at yours today then tal.

Take all the meat off the turkey and dice it.
It will freeze for a month. Give you chance to make a ham and turkey pie another day.

It's already stripped, we never leave it on the carcass. There's not much left really - a few sandwiches worth.

You really should.

*Nods*

Now so you can practice... I have some ironing you can do.

Sure. You don't mind scorch marks, do you?

 

[Tallulah82]

Morning, problem seems to be that domestic crapnis what you did??

Uhm. I think you're trying to saying something - but I don't quite understand what it is....

Right, seeing as I've been awake since 3, I'm off back to bed for a couple of hours.

Catch you later Tal.

Awww! I'd beg you to stay but I'm sure that's just asking for more trouble.

 

[Pantyboy74]

It's already stripped, we never leave it on the carcass. There's not much left really - a few sandwiches worth.

Yeah same here, stripped and in a tub by christmas afternoon.
I made risotto with what was left on Wednesday.

 

[Mindfondler]

Yeah same here, stripped and in a tub by christmas afternoon.

*gigglesnort*

Bathroom fun.
.