iLackBrainCells
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Right! Have to disappear for a little bit...![]()
What day is it?!?
Usually my busiest day of the week, and deliciously not during the holidays I think it's ThursdayUsually my busiest day of the week, and deliciously not during the holidays
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Fucking fuck... already? I want more days off!
I have until the 8th Jan.
Just sayin'.
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Well fuck... fuck... fuck!
Aww, when do you get back to the grindstone?
The second... boooooooo!

AWWWWWWW!!!!!
I'm sure it will be fine. I'm only a teeny lil 6 whole days behind you. That's only, what, 144 hours? That's nothing at all...
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What the fuck are you doing here?!? Damnit, woman. I feel like your trying to rub it in.![]()
Whhaaa? Moi??? Nooooooo *shakes head*
I would NEVER enjoy something as mean as basking in almost a full week's extra holiday time compared to a dear friend. Noooo. That's truly despicable.
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*pouts in the corner*
You'd be wise to pick up your pet lip from the floor, it hasn't been cleaned since the other night's bukakke event.
Never mind! When you're at work, you get to uhm, earn money! And uhm, eat sandwiches, and uhm, uhm, talk to your desk plant?? It'll be fun, I promise!
Mmmm, bukakke... I mean, um... what?!?
I don't have a desk plant. Thanks for reminding me.
Shhh, it's ok, you don't need to know.
See? How exciting! You get a new buddy on the 2nd!
Why is my lip so salty?
Wait, did you set one up for me?!? For real?!? Did you name him... or her?
Well, I sent one over by carrier pigeon, not sure if he made it across the ocean yet, though. Hmm. I hope it gets there by the 2nd!
I didn't name her, cos then we would have bonded, and she'd never have loved you as much as me.
Oh, you haven't seen how I treat my plants... wait, maybe you have. I deprive them of food and water, kind of forget about them and then blame them for dying.
I'm at work now...![]()