Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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The one thing I enjoy about the holidays is losing track of what day it is. To not have anything in my diary until January is such an indulgence to just enjoy being!
 
What the fuck are you doing here?!? Damnit, woman. I feel like your trying to rub it in. ;)

Whhaaa? Moi??? Nooooooo *shakes head*

I would NEVER enjoy something as mean as basking in almost a full week's extra holiday time compared to a dear friend. Noooo. That's truly despicable.

:rolleyes:
 
*pouts in the corner*

You'd be wise to pick up your pet lip from the floor, it hasn't been cleaned since the other night's bukakke event.

Never mind! When you're at work, you get to uhm, earn money! And uhm, eat sandwiches, and uhm, uhm, talk to your desk plant?? It'll be fun, I promise!
 
You'd be wise to pick up your pet lip from the floor, it hasn't been cleaned since the other night's bukakke event.

Never mind! When you're at work, you get to uhm, earn money! And uhm, eat sandwiches, and uhm, uhm, talk to your desk plant?? It'll be fun, I promise!

Mmmm, bukakke... I mean, um... what?!?

I don't have a desk plant. Thanks for reminding me.
 
Why is my lip so salty?

Wait, did you set one up for me?!? For real?!? Did you name him... or her?

Well, I sent one over by carrier pigeon, not sure if he made it across the ocean yet, though. Hmm. I hope it gets there by the 2nd!

I didn't name her, cos then we would have bonded, and she'd never have loved you as much as me.
 
Well, I sent one over by carrier pigeon, not sure if he made it across the ocean yet, though. Hmm. I hope it gets there by the 2nd!

I didn't name her, cos then we would have bonded, and she'd never have loved you as much as me.

Oh, you haven't seen how I treat my plants... wait, maybe you have. I deprive them of food and water, kind of forget about them and then blame them for dying.
 
Oh, you haven't seen how I treat my plants... wait, maybe you have. I deprive them of food and water, kind of forget about them and then blame them for dying.

So caring, so loving! If you ever watched that film with Sandra Bullock in it - where she's an alcoholic... they say that the mark that you're ready for a relationship is something like this: buy a plant, and if that's still alive in a year, then buy a pet. If that's still alive in a year, then you're ready for a relationship. So, did you say you were single??... :rolleyes: :eek:

I'm at work now... :(

Awwww!

Bloody hell, I'm giving out a lot of Awwws today. Must reign it in before I become an aww-whore.
 
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