Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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Leaving you all to your nipple-play for a while! I might return before the evening is out, if you're really unlucky.

See ya suckers! :kiss:
 
Phew! Can I stop eating and being nice to people I don't want to see for another 360 days now?? :)
 
Phew! Can I stop eating and being nice to people I don't want to see for another 360 days now?? :)

Absofuckinglutely!

I'm not here, really, though. I'm doing a Brainy impersonation!

Glad you survived the obligations :kiss:
 
Meh, same condition but only eating two slices of toast yesterday means the not-pain today - woohoo! So, same again today.

How's you? :kiss:

Well whilst I'm glad the pain has gone - I'm sorry you'll only be sticking to toast again...

So I can't interest you in a Pot Noodle - food of the God's?

Am okay. Just the usual :p Same shit. Haha.
 
Well whilst I'm glad the pain has gone - I'm sorry you'll only be sticking to toast again...

So I can't interest you in a Pot Noodle - food of the God's?

I would love to eat such shit, but alas I know that you eat the awful curry ones. No thanks. :p

I MIGHT push the boat and have two slices for lunch (missed breakfast), AND two slices for dinner! See what happens then :D
 
I would love to eat such shit, but alas I know that you eat the awful curry ones. No thanks. :p

I MIGHT push the boat and have two slices for lunch (missed breakfast), AND two slices for dinner! See what happens then :D

I do eat those but not on a regular basis. Just when you want me to breathe over you. :D

FOUR slices of toast? (My maths is brilliant, isn't it?) I see you're pushing the boat out for NYE. :D
 
I would love to eat such shit, but alas I know that you eat the awful curry ones. No thanks. :p

I MIGHT push the boat and have two slices for lunch (missed breakfast), AND two slices for dinner! See what happens then :D



Drool......Chicken and mushroom pot noodle sandwich. Why the fuck didn't that catch on?
 
Good!



Meh, same condition but only eating two slices of toast yesterday means the not-pain today - woohoo! So, same again today.

How's you? :kiss:

I would love to eat such shit, but alas I know that you eat the awful curry ones. No thanks. :p

I MIGHT push the boat and have two slices for lunch (missed breakfast), AND two slices for dinner! See what happens then :D


Hope you're alright Tal.

Pain? Toast? :kiss:
 
I do eat those but not on a regular basis. Just when you want me to breathe over you. :D

FOUR slices of toast? (My maths is brilliant, isn't it?) I see you're pushing the boat out for NYE. :D

You're so fucking clever! I'm in awe!

I truly am. Start the year as you mean to go on, and all that shit. :cool:

Drool......Chicken and mushroom pot noodle sandwich. Why the fuck didn't that catch on?

Cos yer a disgusting bunch :p

Hope you're alright Tal.

Pain? Toast? :kiss:

Meh, I'm fine, just my stupid body not playing fair. I'm on sofa-rest, hence why so much Lit lately. :eek: :rolleyes:
 
You're so fucking clever! I'm in awe!

I truly am. Start the year as you mean to go on, and all that shit.

I applied for Countdown y'know but they wouldn't accept me. They said I was too clever but all I wanted was the chance to kidnap Susie from Dictionary Corner. I often weep at my framed photo of Richard Whitely about the injustice of it all...
 
I applied for Countdown y'know but they wouldn't accept me. They said I was too clever but all I wanted was the chance to kidnap Susie from Dictionary Corner. I often weep at my framed photo of Richard Whitely about the injustice of it all...

I don't blame you. She is one hottie older woman!

Aww, I admit I've never watched it since Dick disappeared. Did he die?

But I watch 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. *pwhoar* to Jon Richardson :devil:
 
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