Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

LMAO....I actually told Mrs. Sailor about this saying. She looked at me and said, "you're always horny, if I didn't say no and make your damn sandwiches, you'd starve."
I've noticed she doesn't make me sandwiches anymore....

With apologies to Neil Diamond:

Well, you just roll over
And you turn out the light
And you don't make me sandwiches anymore...

Awww! In the words of Barbra Streisand (adapted):

one less bell to answer
one less egg to fry
one less man to pick up after
I should be happy, and all i do is smile

Baguettes are nice

I had a weird dream we were posting compliments (of sorts) Tal - Did you have that same dream?

Nope. That must have been with some other floozy you flash your balls at. I'm too busy collecting awards to be wasting time on dreaming.

 

[Tallulah82]

Just stop by to say Good Morning and to let you know still no cigarettes, I even stop chewing on the doors lol.

Woohoo! Sooo pleased for you, Steve!

I'm super impressed with your self-control, this is such a difficult thing for people to do!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Just stop by to say Good Morning and to let you know still no cigarettes, I even stop chewing on the doors lol.

Hey really??? Great job man!!!! Seriously!

 

[badjanus]

Nope. That must have been with some other floozy you flash your balls at. I'm too busy collecting awards to be wasting time on dreaming.

Sorry I'm down south so it's warm and i'm rocking my running shorts
Whatcha doing Tal?

 

[thefishfryer]

Evening All

Well it must be evening somewhere.

 

[Tallulah82]

Sorry I'm down south so it's warm and i'm rocking my running shorts
Whatcha doing Tal?

Sucking men off in pm's.

Evening All

Well it must be evening somewhere.

Ha! Welcome to (almost) reality again. Time for a wee dram?

 

[LucyCanyon]

Sucking men off in pm's.

You don’t have to stick to pms, I will happily pop over and let you do the same in real life, am sure you would like it so much better, and whilst it would be a sacrifice... for you, it’s one I am willing to make

 

[Tallulah82]

You don’t have to stick to pms, I will happily pop over and let you do the same in real life, am sure you would like it so much better, and whilst it would be a sacrifice... for you, it’s one I am willing to make

Shudda known if I mention blowjobs, you're knocking on my door two minutes later

I would, truly, but the dude in Australia is taking forever to cum, the monster-cock in Ireland keeps pausing cos his wrist hurts, and the stiffy in Mexico keeps interrupting my flow with typed screams of passion. I already had to drop Hot Rod in California because I couldn't juggle more than three cocks at a time.

My fingers are fucking tired here!

 

[badjanus]

Sucking a man while under PreMenstrual stress...I think that's a guy willing to fall by his sword so to speak.

Jolly good, keep it up, what!!

 

[Pantyboy74]

You don’t have to stick to pms, I will happily pop over and let you do the same in real life, am sure you would like it so much better, and whilst it would be a sacrifice... for you, it’s one I am willing to make

You beat me to it.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Good evening everyone.

 

[badjanus]

Afternoon!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Shudda known if I mention blowjobs, you're knocking on my door two minutes later

I would, truly, but the dude in Australia is taking forever to cum, the monster-cock in Ireland keeps pausing cos his wrist hurts, and the stiffy in Mexico keeps interrupting my flow with typed screams of passion. I already had to drop Hot Rod in California because I couldn't juggle more than three cocks at a time.

My fingers are fucking tired here!

I think you're doing it wrong...have you been to the toy thread? Maybe that would help....

You beat me to it.

ROTFLMAO..."beat me to it" LMAO....seriously...that is the BEST....

 

[LucyCanyon]

Shudda known if I mention blowjobs, you're knocking on my door two minutes later

I would, truly, but the dude in Australia is taking forever to cum, the monster-cock in Ireland keeps pausing cos his wrist hurts, and the stiffy in Mexico keeps interrupting my flow with typed screams of passion. I already had to drop Hot Rod in California because I couldn't juggle more than three cocks at a time.

My fingers are fucking tired here!

Out of practice, Tal, not like you to struggle with more than three cocks, must be this Christmas layoff, need to get back into shape in January, let me know if you need a hand x

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Afternoon!

How are you doing?

I think we ought to keep an eye on Tal. She's sucking off all these men and she hasn't eaten today... we could hear some blood-curdling screams very soon...

 

[Tallulah82]

Sucking a man while under PreMenstrual stress...I think that's a guy willing to fall by his sword so to speak.

Jolly good, keep it up, what!!

I'm smiling sweetly and saying nothing.

Wanker.

You beat me to it.

I'm sure you can beat him too.

Good evening everyone.

Brainy! How the fuck are you? Sleep ok?

 

[thefishfryer]

Sucking men off in pm's.



Ha! Welcome to (almost) reality again. Time for a wee dram?

Some guys have all the luck, try as I may I've never managed to get my cock in the USB slot.

I'm afraid it's time for me to dry out for a bit 60 units a week is gonna show up in my blood results and that scary lady doctor will stare me down again...... I swear she's a dominatrix in her spare time.

 

[Tallulah82]

Out of practice, Tal, not like you to struggle with more than three cocks, must be this Christmas layoff, need to get back into shape in January, let me know if you need a hand x

I know. I'm old now, can't keep up. Before you know it, I'll be doing one at a time and falling asleep halfway through.

At least I'll be getting my rest.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Brainy! How the fuck are you? Sleep ok?

Tal! I'm the same as earlier on - just doing my Walking Dead impression. I had a couple of hours but nothing brilliant - how are you faring up?

 

[Tallulah82]

How are you doing?

I think we ought to keep an eye on Tal. She's sucking off all these men and she hasn't eaten today... we could hear some blood-curdling screams very soon...

Still no food! I will cave soon, and have some toast cos my body is practically crying at me.

 

[Tallulah82]

Some guys have all the luck, try as I may I've never managed to get my cock in the USB slot.

I'm afraid it's time for me to dry out for a bit 60 units a week is gonna show up in my blood results and that scary lady doctor will stare me down again...... I swear she's a dominatrix in her spare time.

Oh shush your pretendy moaning. You LOVE it. *nods*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Still no food! I will cave soon, and have some toast cos my body is practically crying at me.

*Surreptitiously shares some of his Magnum with Tal*

That's the ice-cream by the way, I'm not sharing condoms with you.

I know, I'm too nice but don't tell everyone. They'll all want a piece of me...er...I mean of 'it'.

 

[thefishfryer]

Oh shush your pretendy moaning. You LOVE it. *nods*

Well, she actually quite attractive, but her bedside manner leaves something to be desired. It like it's my fault I'm not well.

 

[Tallulah82]

*Surreptitiously shares some of his Magnum with Tal*

That's the ice-cream by the way, I'm not sharing condoms with you.

I know, I'm too nice but don't tell everyone. They'll all want a piece of me...er...I mean of 'it'.

Hmm, I'm not sure ice-cream is good for me. Too sugary, too sickly? I'll do the toast when I have to.

I think I'm just about warm now, fire's been blazing all day (a couple of metres away), and I'm wrapped up in a blanket. And only just starting to touch the 'too-warm' feeling.

 

[thefishfryer]

*Surreptitiously shares some of his Magnum with Tal*

That's the ice-cream by the way, I'm not sharing condoms with you.

I know, I'm too nice but don't tell everyone. They'll all want a piece of me...er...I mean of 'it'.

I thought you were talking Champagne..........................must have cold turkey already.