Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[iLackBrainCells]

I know, right? I'm full of shocking revelations...



I thought sex in a church was frowned upon. But, hell yeah. I'd corrupt a man of the cloth.



Ha! And there was I thinking that it was a very deliberate sentence!

You should know me by now... I am not deliberate. I just blurt shit out.

 

[sultan_sd]

Woohoo! First person to post in this thread in 2018!





Errrr I mean my first post in this thread in 2018

 

[Tallulah82]

You should know me by now... I am not deliberate. I just blurt shit out.

Do you need to borrow my spray?

Woohoo! First person to post in this thread in 2018!


Errrr I mean my first post in this thread in 2018

Haha! Well done, sultan - is it just me, or does it already feel like it should be February?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I thought sex in a church was frowned upon. But, hell yeah. I'd corrupt a man of the cloth.



Hey you are on your knees in church anyway...just sayin'

 

[Tallulah82]

Hey you are on your knees in church anyway...just sayin'

I had a fairly strict Catholic upbringing, and so at least once a week was on my knees for the majority of Mass. Every day during Lent. Just sayin'.

 

[badjanus]

I had a fairly strict Catholic upbringing, and so at least once a week was on my knees for the majority of Mass. Every day during Lent. Just sayin'.

Catholic girls...
They know Dirty

 

[Tallulah82]

Catholic girls...
They know Dirty

I was clearly destined to be a huge slut. But just think how much worse I might have been had I also attended a girls-only school/college...

 

[badjanus]

I was clearly destined to be a huge slut. But just think how much worse I might have been had I also attended a girls-only school/college...

If you went to an all girls school you may have exceeded your slutty destiny

Such a fucking over achiever! - or should that be an over achiever that fucks?.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Fell asleep in the bath. Didn't drown... I'd count that as a win.

 

[Tallulah82]

If you went to an all girls school you may have exceeded your slutty destiny

Such a fucking over achiever! - or should that be an over achiever that fucks?.

meh, let's go both ways.

Fell asleep in the bath. Didn't drown... I'd count that as a win.

AND you didn't drop your phone in the bath?? You have skillz.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

meh, let's go both ways.



AND you didn't drop your phone in the bath?? You have skillz.

If you check your messages, you'd see me tell you I wasn't going to be here for a bit. I didn't take my phone.
Don't worry, I'll send you a pic of my dick later

 

[Tallulah82]

If you check your messages, you'd see me tell you I wasn't going to be here for a bit. I didn't take my phone.
Don't worry, I'll send you a pic of my dick later

Uhm, I didn't get it. *now goes to check every possible way you might have messaged me...*

Later? I'm going to be asleep soon, ya know!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Uhm, I didn't get it. *now goes to check every possible way you might have messaged me...*

Later? I'm going to be asleep soon, ya know!

*coughs*

 

[curvyangel1969]

I wish I was off vacationing again. I did reply to your message on new year. I've been out the past few days at otherwise here. Not nearly as fun as telling you I was off and running again. Hopefully soon.

 

[Tallulah82]

*coughs*

I wish I was off vacationing again. I did reply to your message on new year. I've been out the past few days at otherwise here. Not nearly as fun as telling you I was off and running again. Hopefully soon.

I got your reply, yes lol. Glad you're ok, and having a good time Do you have a destination in mind?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Damn...I missed all the fun....

 

[Tallulah82]

Damn...I missed all the fun....

Fun?? FUN?! How dare you suggest such an appalling thing would dare to take place here, in this thread, on Lit! I'm shocked at your candour, Sir!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I wish I was off vacationing again. I did reply to your message on new year. I've been out the past few days at otherwise here. Not nearly as fun as telling you I was off and running again. Hopefully soon.

Hey Curvy.

A vacation sounds ideal right now. Can I come with you next time?

 

[PapaRomantic]

Tal......Tal.......long time no see! Maybe I haven't been looking in the right places. You know in my innocence, I've been searching in places like churches, homeless shelters, soup kitchens.....maybe I need to broaden my search database a bit.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Fun?? FUN?! How dare you suggest such an appalling thing would dare to take place here, in this thread, on Lit! I'm shocked at your candour, Sir!

You know me...I'm one of those rabble rousing colonists....

 

[Tallulah82]

Tal......Tal.......long time no see! Maybe I haven't been looking in the right places. You know in my innocence, I've been searching in places like churches, homeless shelters, soup kitchens.....maybe I need to broaden my search database a bit.

Papa! Where have you been hiding??? I thought you'd been kidnapped by some virtuous people!

You know me...I'm one of those rabble rousing colonists....

Rabble rousing, eh? I know nothing of rousing your rabbles in your colony... *innocent smiles*

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have not had my rabbles roused in ages...

 

[Tallulah82]

I have not had my rabbles roused in ages...

Neither have I, sadly. Not beyond the outrageous groping on this thread. I can't actually remember my last orgasm!? *sobs*

And people wonder why I behave so desperately. I AM!!!

 

[badjanus]

Neither have I, sadly. Not beyond the outrageous groping on this thread. I can't actually remember my last orgasm!? *sobs*

And people wonder why I behave so desperately. I AM!!!

Where are we meeting?

 

[Tallulah82]

Where are we meeting?

When you get yer arse oop norf, and take me out for a fancy meal, with fancy wine and a fancy hotel room for me to pass out in