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Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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*Peeks in furtively before making a mad dash to the magically appearing bed.*

Good morning everyone. I'm not really here - hovering between sleep and being fully awake. Sleep will eventually win!
 
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curvyangel1969 said:
Now that I'm here, let the debauchery commence!! :D
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And where have you been, huh? Off holidaying again? Too busy having fun to come and waste time on here? HUH? Sheesh! :rolleyes:


So, today I received a belated christmas gift from my aunt. Amongst the shortbread, and candles, was a spray. Now, it was a posh spray, as she is the QVC queen, but... it was poo spray. You know, where you spray in the toilet before you poo so it doesn't smell? On tv adverts it's called something like VI Poo.

Yup. I got a spray to make my shit smell sweet. As a gift. To be fair, all my sisters received one too. It's not personal. :D
 
I came for the debucherry, debouchery.......................... heck, sex games.

Wait where did everyone go?
 
Tallulah82 said:
And where have you been, huh? Off holidaying again? Too busy having fun to come and waste time on here? HUH? Sheesh! :rolleyes:


So, today I received a belated christmas gift from my aunt. Amongst the shortbread, and candles, was a spray. Now, it was a posh spray, as she is the QVC queen, but... it was poo spray. You know, where you spray in the toilet before you poo so it doesn't smell? On tv adverts it's called something like VI Poo.

Yup. I got a spray to make my shit smell sweet. As a gift. To be fair, all my sisters received one too. It's not personal. :D
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Hi Tal

I was somewhat worried when you said poo spray. Glad you cleared that up.
 
thefishfryer said:
Hi Tal

I was somewhat worried when you said poo spray. Glad you cleared that up.
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Ah, you thought...

you're disgusting. :p

thefishfryer said:
I'm knackered, I've just spent the afternoon putting Christmas away for another year.
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I always like the after-Christmas feel, of decorations being put away, and the tree chopped up for the fire. We did ours the other day. Today we took all excess cardboard etc to the recycling centre, and uhm... some unwanted gifts :eek: to the charity shop.
 
Tallulah82 said:
I always like the after-Christmas feel, of decorations being put away, and the tree chopped up for the fire. We did ours the other day. Today we took all excess cardboard etc to the recycling centre, and uhm... some unwanted gifts :eek: to the charity shop.
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I know it's naff, but we have an artificial tree. It's crazy the amount of cardboard you end up with. I don't have any unwanted gifts the Mrs takes me out to buy hers, and I can never have too many socks.
 
Tallulah82 said:
And where have you been, huh? Off holidaying again? Too busy having fun to come and waste time on here? HUH? Sheesh! :rolleyes:


So, today I received a belated christmas gift from my aunt. Amongst the shortbread, and candles, was a spray. Now, it was a posh spray, as she is the QVC queen, but... it was poo spray. You know, where you spray in the toilet before you poo so it doesn't smell? On tv adverts it's called something like VI Poo.

Yup. I got a spray to make my shit smell sweet. As a gift. To be fair, all my sisters received one too. It's not personal. :D
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Mmmmm, scat!! *sniffs heavily*

Good evening everyone. Hang on, why is everyone backing away?
 
thefishfryer said:
I know it's naff, but we have an artificial tree. It's crazy the amount of cardboard you end up with. I don't have any unwanted gifts the Mrs takes me out to buy hers, and I can never have too many socks.
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I can't explain how or why we end up with stuff that needs to be passed on (well, I *could* but I won't... I have my reasons lol). It just needs to be passed on.

My husband surprises me, kinda. I point him in the general direction, and sometimes he listens! :D

iLackBrainCells said:
Mmmmm, scat!! *sniffs heavily*

Good evening everyone. Hang on, why is everyone backing away?
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Made you horny so fast? I knew you were truly depraved. And people wonder why there's a limit to how much I'll let you touch me. :rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
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