Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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I'm not called Monsieur Camembert for nothing.

In fact I'm not call that at all:confused:

You're not? That's disappointing. I was hoping I could turn up the heat, and get you all mushy in the middle, so I can dip into you whenever I wanted a snack. Sigh.

I don't like Sir Stilton. Mouldy and smelly are not attractive qualities. *baulk*
 
You're not? That's disappointing. I was hoping I could turn up the heat, and get you all mushy in the middle, so I can dip into you whenever I wanted a snack. Sigh.

I don't like Sir Stilton. Mouldy and smelly are not attractive qualities. *baulk*

Are you saying you don't like it blue?
 
I may be mistaken, but 2018 feels a lot like the end of 2017.

Nothing "New" about January....... *cynical bastard*
 
Positive..... Moi....?

So long as I can get a hard on, the world is good.
 
I'm here... I'm here...

Ever wanted to strangle your relatives, anyone? I'm willing to do 15 years for murder.

Aaand breathe...
 
Positive..... Moi....?

So long as I can get a hard on, the world is good.

You're a complicated guy to get to know. But I think I'm slowly figuring you out...

I'm here... I'm here...

Ever wanted to strangle your relatives, anyone? I'm willing to do 15 years for murder.

Aaand breathe...

Oh babe. Yes, breathe. It's not worth it, it's not worth it. :D

Do you need me to flash you a tit?
 
You're a complicated guy to get to know. But I think I'm slowly figuring you out...



Oh babe. Yes, breathe. It's not worth it, it's not worth it. :D

Do you need me to flash you a tit?

Tal :kiss:
Can you flash me both? It's been one of those days!!!

G'evening Jaime.
 
Hi Brains.....

Tal reckons I'm complicated......

I've never been called complicated. It's almost as good as winning a darts match.
 
Hi Brains.....

Tal reckons I'm complicated......

I've never been called complicated. It's almost as good as winning a darts match.
Being complicated is a great compliment from Tal. You know you're really special to her when she calls you "Oi".:D

Aw, babe!! A two tit day? That is definitely bad. :(

Hold on. Lemme just whip 'em out...

*waits* Come on girl, come on... Oh and if you could put whipped cream on your nipples, that'd be great.
 
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