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You're so cheesy, it's cute.
I'm not called Monsieur Camembert for nothing.
In fact I'm not call that at all![]()
You're not? That's disappointing. I was hoping I could turn up the heat, and get you all mushy in the middle, so I can dip into you whenever I wanted a snack. Sigh.
I don't like Sir Stilton. Mouldy and smelly are not attractive qualities. *baulk*
Evening Brit Peeps......
Hiya
Damn site said I was too small, bloody cheek
Are you saying you don't like it blue?
Evening Brit Peeps......

I think I must have missed an earlier passage of conversation......

I think I must have missed an earlier passage of conversation......
Nope it said I have to be five characters.![]()

I may be mistaken, but 2018 feels a lot like the end of 2017.
Nothing "New" about January....... *cynical bastard*
It's time for tea. Cya

It's time for tea. Cya
Positive..... Moi....?
So long as I can get a hard on, the world is good.
I'm here... I'm here...
Ever wanted to strangle your relatives, anyone? I'm willing to do 15 years for murder.
Aaand breathe...
You're a complicated guy to get to know. But I think I'm slowly figuring you out...
Oh babe. Yes, breathe. It's not worth it, it's not worth it.![]()
Do you need me to flash you a tit?

Tal
Can you flash me both? It's been one of those days!!!
G'evening Jaime.
Aw, babe!! A two tit day? That is definitely bad.
Hold on. Lemme just whip 'em out...
Being complicated is a great compliment from Tal. You know you're really special to her when she calls you "Oi".Hi Brains.....
Tal reckons I'm complicated......
I've never been called complicated. It's almost as good as winning a darts match.

Aw, babe!! A two tit day? That is definitely bad.
Hold on. Lemme just whip 'em out...
Your relatives must be really hard work, mate.....
It's just one relative and she's the worst. .![]()
She makes Jack the Ripper look like a pussy.