Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

Are there any tasty snacks and beverages around this place?

I fell for the line of vacation drivel once for a mid trip stop over. Big time lies and a terrible place. After that I really got serious on doing due diligence research.

Not for 4 miles. There's sheeps, sheeps, and more sheeps. None allowed to be eaten, though.

Just remember; with friends like us, who needs enemas lol

Oh, with friends like you lot, there's little need for much else in life. And that's not always a good thing.

 

[Tallulah82]

I guess that goes for two of us, instead I'm just turned on

LOL! Oh, man. I'm now starting to get worried that I'm going to upset you soon. Just know that if you cum in here, you need to clean up after yourself.

never had a to glue list. used to have a Honeydo list

Awww, that sounds so sweet! I don't have a Honeydo, or To-Glue. I have a "I'll do it myself, and save time and most likely money" list.

 

[base10]

LOL! Oh, man. I'm now starting to get worried that I'm going to upset you soon. Just know that if you cum in here, you need to clean up after yourself.

I was really hoping to find a friend to help make sure there is no mess in the cum department.

 

[DarkSimian]

LOL! Oh, man. I'm now starting to get worried that I'm going to upset you soon. Just know that if you cum in me, you need to help clean me up afterwards

Shower time?

 

[Tallulah82]

I was really hoping to find a friend to help make sure there is no mess in the cum department.

Ah! Why didn't you say so? Unfortunately, all my gals are out atm, and I think that they may have made New Year Resolutions that means that they can't do anything other than pole-dance, and strip-tease. So, sadly all I can offer you is a box of tissues...

 

[Tallulah82]

Shower time?

LOL! Such a fucking pervert.

 

[DarkSimian]

LOL! Such a fucking pervert.

You say that like it's a bad thing

 

[base10]

Ah! Why didn't you say so? Unfortunately, all my gals are out atm, and I think that they may have made New Year Resolutions that means that they can't do anything other than pole-dance, and strip-tease. So, sadly all I can offer you is a box of tissues...

In my experience it's impossible to keep New Year's resolutions for more than a few days. So in this case, I think I'm going to need to wait patiently, building up my arousal, knowing all gals will return to their naughty selves before too long.

But it's super cold out, causing my nose to run a bit, so thanks a bunch for the tissues.

 

[thefishfryer]

LMAO! To glue list??? What the fuck is on your To-Glue list?!

Yeah, usually it's about stuff that needs doing. Don't notice dirt, don't notice mess, don't notice debt-collectors at the door, don't notice the nekkid lady in the bed, etc etc.

Three drawers with backs that keep coming off, an escutcheon on the bathroom cupboard. Lozenge shaped bit in the car boot are a few of them. I meant to do them before Christmas, but tempus fugit. I did buy the glue so I'm half way there.

What's a nekkid lady in the bed? Not seen one of those in years. The Mrs feels the cold, least that's what she says. Woolly bed socks and impregnable pyjamas is all I see.

Which part of Scotland are you going to?

 

[Tallulah82]

You say that like it's a bad thing

Gosh no. Of course, there's differing levels of perversion and I'm not savvy on all of them, but how can I be so harsh on my fellow soulmates?

But like everything, there's a good and bad side.

Good perverts - joke, and flirt
bad perverts - stalk and creep out
Good wankers - toss off when appropriate
bad wankers - toss off regardless

So, I guess the question is: which side do you tend to fall on? Hmmm?

 

[badjanus]

Gosh no. Of course, there's differing levels of perversion and I'm not savvy on all of them, but how can I be so harsh on my fellow soulmates?

But like everything, there's a good and bad side.

Good perverts - joke, and flirt
bad perverts - stalk and creep out
Good wankers - toss off when appropriate
bad wankers - toss off regardless

So, I guess the question is: which side do you tend to fall on? Hmmm?

I guess I'm square

 

[Tallulah82]

In my experience it's impossible to keep New Year's resolutions for more than a few days. So in this case, I think I'm going to need to wait patiently, building up my arousal, knowing all gals will return to their naughty selves before too long.

But it's super cold out, causing my nose to run a bit, so thanks a bunch for the tissues.

I like those who have patience. I have fuck all patience, and need to learn how to have more.

Tissues are a necessity in life, always stocked up, so no worries!

Three drawers with backs that keep coming off, an escutcheon on the bathroom cupboard. Lozenge shaped bit in the car boot are a few of them. I meant to do them before Christmas, but tempus fugit. I did buy the glue so I'm half way there.

What's a nekkid lady in the bed? Not seen one of those in years. The Mrs feels the cold, least that's what she says. Woolly bed socks and impregnable pyjamas is all I see.

Which part of Scotland are you going to?

I hate it when people say stuff I have no idea what it is, and I have to spend time going on Google to figure it out. Escutcheon? Grrr!

Congrats on half-way!

Ah, dammit. I always sleep nekkid, though he gets annoyed at me for kicking the covers off, then pulling them back on, kicking off, pulling on. I'm not a good bed partner lol.

Dumfries and Galloway

 

[Tallulah82]

I guess I'm square

You? Square? Ha! You might walk the lines sometimes, but you're definitely on the good side (mostly).

I know you like the bad guy look. I like the bag gal look. But we're both just cunts underneath this gentle exterior.

 

[tnman03]

Gosh no. Of course, there's differing levels of perversion and I'm not savvy on all of them, but how can I be so harsh on my fellow soulmates?

But like everything, there's a good and bad side.

Good perverts - joke, and flirt
bad perverts - stalk and creep out
Good wankers - toss off when appropriate
bad wankers - toss off regardless

So, I guess the question is: which side do you tend to fall on? Hmmm?

???? Why's it all got to be so complicated? LOL

 

[Tallulah82]

???? Why's it all got to be so complicated? LOL

Wow. You think that that is complicated?? Geez, man. I SIMPLIFIED that for you men!

What can I say? In lil Tal world, everything is complicated.

 

[FunScottishGuy]

Afternoon room

Hope everyone is good??

 

[badjanus]

You? Square? Ha! You might walk the lines sometimes, but you're definitely on the good side (mostly).

I know you like the bad guy look. I like the bag gal look. But we're both just cunts underneath this gentle exterior.

Bag gal? Homeless or you like expensive accessories ?

 

[tnman03]

Wow. You think that that is complicated?? Geez, man. I SIMPLIFIED that for you men!

What can I say? In lil Tal world, everything is complicated.

lol...Carry on. Make all creepers and stalkers walk the plank into the unmentionable bog of unfathomable stench....

 

[Tallulah82]

Afternoon room

Hope everyone is good??

Hey!!! Happy New Year, you delicious chunk of hunk!

So, just how bored are you in life that Lit appeals on a Sunday afternoon?

How the fuck are you?

 

[Tallulah82]

Bag gal? Homeless or you like expensive accessories ?

Ah fuck! Stupod typis

Ok, FINE! take the poss out of my selling. See if I care. *sulks*

lol...Carry on. Make all creepers and stalkers walk the plank into the unmentionable bog of unfathomable stench....

I'd rather strap 'em down and teach them a lesson, or two.

Hmm, I'd do that for the good ones too, but the lessons would be more fun. For them.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm bot drunk, honest.

Shhhh

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm bot drunk, honest.

Shhhh

Of course not. Just lay down, hold onto the bed as it will probably spin somewhat, and close your eyes. It'll all be over soon, and you be back in Kansas soon, Dorothy.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Good morning all. * for Tal*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Of course not. Just lay down, hold onto the bed as it will probably spin somewhat, and close your eyes. It'll all be over soon, and you be back in Kansas soon, Dorothy.

Haha

I'm really not drunk. The only pints I has was of lemonade or orange. Designated driver and strong painkillers. so unfortunately - I know you'll be disappointed - no drunken passes at you. I know I'd only crash and burn anyways.

Had a good afternoon?

 

[HBergeron]

Exactly. We normally love to head up into the highlands for the week, but this year we're sticking a bit closer to home for family reasons. But any break is better than no break at all!

Sounds awesome, and as long as you're headed to the highlands, nobody else can get there firth.