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Tallulah82
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Yes, tis true. You are such a Sex God that it is impossible to reject you. Your presence is revered, your company is the Holy Grail.
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Yes, tis true. You are such a Sex God that it is impossible to reject you. Your presence is revered, your company is the Holy Grail.
DarkSimian
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Good afternoon Tal. How is life on your side of the pond?
13Fantasies
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True story
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Tallulah82
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Hey DS
Not too bad, thanks. I'm procrastinating badly! I need a kick up the arse.
How about you?
thefishfryer
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If my body was fresh I'd want to keep it.
Try the flower thing and let me know. I was quite flattered after the initial shock.
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Tallulah82
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It just needs a bit of TLC, and a shower.
To my husband? He'd think I'd gone mad. Ok, I will.
thefishfryer
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It just needs a bit of TLC, and a shower.
To my husband? He'd think I'd gone mad. Ok, I will.
At the moment it's just screaming give me alcohol you fool. Eight days it's just not funny anymore.
I suggest a single red rose left somewhere discreet. He'll think he has a secret admirer.
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Tallulah82
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At the moment it's just screaming give me alcohol you fool. Eight days it's just not funny anymore.
I suggest a single red rose left somewhere discreet. He'll think he has a secret admirer.
Oh, sweetie. Of course it's not funny. Though, surely wanking is easier, you know, since you must have some hard shakes going on...
Discreet? Discreet? That means it'll be dead before he'll ever notice it. If there's one thing that I applaud myself for learning patience with *coughs* over the years, it's the "man look". Glance, can't find it. Getting on with life, don't notice it.
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Hey DS
Not too bad, thanks. I'm procrastinating badly! I need a dick up the arse.
How about you?
There, that might motivate you to get something done today
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Greetings from the great white north! Was -9F -23C and yet tomorrow it is supposed to be 30F -1C ahhh New England.
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Hey DS
Not too bad, thanks. I'm procrastinating badly! I need a kick up the arse.
How about you?
I prefer to put a butt plug over a foot up her ass, but that's just me.
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Tallulah82
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I saw you
I know how to get your motor running
You certainly do!
Hellooooo out there! I hope you're keeping safe and warm!
Yay! I've just booked a cottage in Scotland for late August, as per usual. This time, we're not being tricked into hiring one that we thought was rural, but was slap-bang in the middle of a village
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Tallulah82
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Why do I feel like I need to get some kind of protective cover for my arse around here?!
On second thoughts, nah. I'll take my chances.
hotoldrguy
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I saw you
You certainly do!
Hellooooo out there! I hope you're keeping safe and warm!
Yay! I've just booked a cottage in Scotland for late August, as per usual. This time, we're not being tricked into hiring one that we thought was rural, but was slap-bang in the middle of a village
Good job on the cottage. As the saying goes "Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
base10
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Why do I feel like I need to get some kind of protective cover for my arse around here?!
On second thoughts, nah. I'll take my chances.
I think the odds of your ass turning a lovely shade of red are quite high
thefishfryer
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Oh, sweetie. Of course it's not funny. Though, surely wanking is easier, you know, since you must have some hard shakes going on...
Discreet? Discreet? That means it'll be dead before he'll ever notice it. If there's one thing that I applaud myself for learning patience with *coughs* over the years, it's the "man look". Glance, can't find it. Getting on with life, don't notice it.
I thought that only applied to things that need doing. That's why the Mrs keeps adding things to my to glue list.
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Tallulah82
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Exactly. We normally love to head up into the highlands for the week, but this year we're sticking a bit closer to home for family reasons. But any break is better than no break at all!
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I saw you
You certainly do!
Hellooooo out there! I hope you're keeping safe and warm!
Yay! I've just booked a cottage in Scotland for late August, as per usual. This time, we're not being tricked into hiring one that we thought was rural, but was slap-bang in the middle of a village
Are there any tasty snacks and beverages around this place?
I fell for the line of vacation drivel once for a mid trip stop over. Big time lies and a terrible place. After that I really got serious on doing due diligence research.
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Why do I feel like I need to get some kind of protective cover for my arse around here?!
On second thoughts, nah. I'll take my chances.
Just remember; with friends like us, who needs enemas
lol
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Tallulah82
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I think the odds of your ass turning a lovely shade of red are quite high
My goodness! I'd be utterly embarrassed right now if I had any morals! LMAO! To glue list??? What the fuck is on your To-Glue list?!
Yeah, usually it's about stuff that needs doing. Don't notice dirt, don't notice mess, don't notice debt-collectors at the door, don't notice the nekkid lady in the bed, etc etc.
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I guess that goes for two of us, instead I'm just turned on
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never had a to glue list. used to have a Honeydo list
LMAO! To glue list??? What the fuck is on your To-Glue list?!
Yeah, usually it's about stuff that needs doing. Don't notice dirt, don't notice mess, don't notice debt-collectors at the door, don't notice the nekkid lady in the bed, etc etc.
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