13Fantasies
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Hey, you Sex God, you
How's the New Year treating you?
Better than the old one ended. You?
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Better than the old one ended. You?
iLackBrainCells
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Tally-Wally-Do-Dah!
How the fuck are you?
I've had flowers bought for me before. A woman who is only known for a couple of weeks knew it was my birthday. Now the creepy thing is, I had GPS enabled on my phone and via the Viber app (which I used instead of Kik) you can find out exactly where a person is. I thought it was weird when she suddenly asked for my house number. Thinking it was innocent, I told her and the next day a bunch of flowers arrived...
I'm not a flowery person.
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Better than the old one ended. You?
That can only be great news! Fingers crossed that it continues to get better for you
Me? Oh, am grand. Today is the last day of a long 3 month 'episode'. Tomorrow I get some space in my life again. It's going to feel very weird!
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That can only be great news! Fingers crossed that it continues to get better for you
Me? Oh, am grand. Today is the last day of a long 3 month 'episode'. Tomorrow I get some space in my life again. It's going to feel very weird!
Want me to come cuddle tackle you so you have no space?
Thanks for the hope. I doubt it will get much better.
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Tally-Wally-Do-Dah!
How the fuck are you?
I've had flowers bought for me before. A woman who is only known for a couple of weeks knew it was my birthday. Now the creepy thing is, I had GPS enabled on my phone and via the Viber app (which I used instead of Kik) you can find out exactly where a person is. I thought it was weird when she suddenly asked for my house number. Thinking it was innocent, I told her and the next day a bunch of flowers arrived...
I'm not a flowery person.
Ha! You're in a good mood today, then? Slept much?
Fuck me, that's stalker behaviour and a half! I hope you deleted that app straight away! Also... you are clearly far too trusting, giving out even just a number. OR maybe I'm too super cautious? That would have unnerved me no end, seriously.
No, I don't imagine you are. Though I'm sure that some men would like a fresh bunch of flowers in their home?
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Want me to come cuddle tackle you so you have no space?
Thanks for the hope. I doubt it will get much better.
GAWD, show some positive thinking dude!
Cuddle tackle? I bet that's a mushy way of saying wrestling with gropes. *narrows eyes*
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GAWD, show some positive thinking dude!
Cuddle tackle? I bet that's a mushy way of saying wrestling with gropes. *narrows eyes*
I am being positive. It started out fine.
It's a way of saying you'll like it regardless.
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Ha! You're in a good mood today, then? Slept much?
Fuck me, that's stalker behaviour and a half! I hope you deleted that app straight away! Also... you are clearly far too trusting, giving out even just a number. OR maybe I'm too super cautious? That would have unnerved me no end, seriously.
No, I don't imagine you are. Though I'm sure that some men would like a fresh bunch of flowers in their home?
I'm always in a good mood!
Slept shit as usual. Meh. I'm just happy to see you. *offers you the vomit bucket.*Yes, I wasn't too happy. Stunned at first and it wasn't long after that when I stopped talking to her. It was really stalkerish behaviour. I attract nutcases on occasion!
I know you're super cautious but I thought she was just asking random questions and I thought she had no clue where I lived.
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Tallulah82
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I am being positive. It started out fine.
It's a way of saying you'll like it regardless.
Haha, good. And also, as confident as ever! In that case, I shall accept cuddle tackles. Just keep to the 4 second rule, please.
I'm always in a good mood!
Yes, I wasn't too happy. Stunned at first and it wasn't long after that when I stopped talking to her. It was really stalkerish behaviour. I attract nutcases on occasion!
I know you're super cautious but I thought she was just asking random questions and I thought she had no clue where I lived.
Haha, oh I think we all attract them sometimes.
I hope you learned your lesson. It could be a bunny on a camping stove next time.
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Haha, oh I think we all attract them sometimes.
I hope you learned your lesson. It could be a bunny on a camping stove next time.
No, that's it. DarkSimian is putting together a crowdfunding page to buy me a quality sex robot so I shall stick to that.
I'll call it Tallulah and make sure she has big tits and... Oh shit!!! Did I say that out loud?!
Um...
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4 secon rule,huh?
Nope.
Nope.
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Ha! I hope that it works out! And come on, you've have knitted and rubber Tal for a long time now. Robot Tal was only a matter of time.
Let's just hope that she doesn't malfunction, and you end up like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k0bzMWFNls
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No? NO? Oh, you're feeling brave, I see!
You love it. And me. :caning:
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Ha! I hope that it works out! And come on, you've have knitted and rubber Tal for a long time now. Robot Tal was only a matter of time.
Let's just hope that she doesn't malfunction, and you end up like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k0bzMWFNls
Haha
Rubber Tal didn't go so well. I ended up in A&E with rubber burns!
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Ha!
That's all that needs saying to that. Not cos I can't think of a smart-arse reply. I just, uhm, can't be bothered. Yeah. That's it.
Haha
Rubber Tal didn't go so well. I ended up in A&E with rubber burns!
Lube, dear. I tell you all the time to use lube. You never listen to me!
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Ha!
That's all that needs saying to that. Not cos I can't think of a smart-arse reply. I just, uhm, can't be bothered. Yeah. That's it.
Lube, dear. I tell you all the time to use lube. You never listen to me!
Hard to be appropriately sarcastic about the truth.
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Hard to be appropriately sarcastic about the truth.
LOL!!!
Ah, you got me. Well played, Sir, well played.
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Ha!
That's all that needs saying to that. Not cos I can't think of a smart-arse reply. I just, uhm, can't be bothered. Yeah. That's it.
Lube, dear. I tell you all the time to use lube. You never listen to me!
No comment... otherwise you'll smack me.
Well... I need to head off so I'll leave you in the capable hands of 13. I'll catch you later
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No comment... otherwise you'll smack me.
Well... I need to head off so I'll leave you in the capable hands of 13. I'll catch you later
Moi? Smack you? Never!
Oh god. I mean, erm, thanks...
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Moi? Smack you? Never!
Oh god. I mean, erm, thanks...
I'm going to the pub so when I get back I may be drunk and make a pass at you. How lucky are you?
*gone*
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Haha! I hope not a repeat of last time! NO SYMPATHY AWAITS YOU HERE
No rejection awaits him either.
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No rejection awaits him either.
The royal We reserve the right to refuse entry at any point, at any time, as the Royal We see fit. Should customers be under the influence of alcohol, drugs, love, crazies, or boredom then they shall be directed to a generic porn site to relieve their needs.
Signed, the Management.
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The royal We reserve the right to refuse entry at any point, at any time, as the Royal We see fit. Should customers be under the influence of alcohol, drugs, love, crazies, or boredom then they shall be directed to a generic porn site to relieve their needs.
Signed, the Management.
That's just to confuse the riff-raff.
I've yet to be rejected
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