Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[HollyS]

I was pulled over today for speeding and forgot to put my dildo in my purse (for those that remember my last lie), so I had to give him a blowjob to get out of a $300 ticket Now he won't stop calling me.

I was that cop.

I'm so mad!! I had to give him a blowjob AND let his partner fuck my bum!

 

[TS_Woody]

I have a fast sports car and a small penis

 

[Taegul]

Yeah, that and the $50 bucks you slipped me

Hi Taegul

Don't anybody tell her this, but that was Monopoly money.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

I believe i can fly. I believe I can touch the sky

 

[Lily13]

Don't anybody tell her this, but that was Monopoly money.

That’s right, you were the one who ‘showed’ me the money

https://media.tenor.com/2YS1rWScbFAAAAAM/money-show.gif


Then proceeded to make change :

https://forgifs.com/gallery/d/212866-2/Gentlemens-club-takes-money-back.gif

 

[Taegul]

That’s right, you were the one who ‘showed’ me the money

https://media.tenor.com/2YS1rWScbFAAAAAM/money-show.gif


Then proceeded to make change :

https://forgifs.com/gallery/d/212866-2/Gentlemens-club-takes-money-back.gif

I really can't stand it when you get physical with me and I just wish you'd keep your hands to yourself!

Bonus lie....I don't miss the caning emoji at all.

 

[PageWriter2]

I'm afraid of the water.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I absolutely despise when the girls of lit send me boobs

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

My dick is on the shortlist for new UNESCO world heritage sites.

 

[bbcbarry9033]

After getting caught and almost losing everything, I'm NEVER going to chat with a sexy Litster again.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

I'm incredibly happy and have no need for messages from hot litsters.

 

[Taegul]

My OnlyFans page is making me a multi-millionaire. I just hope it doesn't sabotage my 2024 presidential run.

 

[Kittycity]

I detest being sent unsolicited naked body parts from either gender because I'm so not a visual and inquisitive kinda gyal

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

PMing me is the worst idea ever any Litster can come up with.

 

[Booboobear84]

I hate pussy especially eating it

 

[MiaBabe23]

I’m an unflappable, phlegmatic, and calming presence, and don’t get moved by any of the images or comments on here

 

[deft]

I don’t even open unsolited nude pics.

 

[vibes]

I find the Ampic forum is boring

 

[TheMrBurns]

It certainly did not take me over a week to recover from this race, in fact, I probably could have done it twice.

 

[Kittycity]

I absolutely despise when the girls of lit send me boobs

Happy to share boobage when your despisement ends

 

[deft]

Happy to share boobage when your despisement ends

Ew! Boobs!

 

[SimonSex]

J’ais un spa ala maison

 

[Coyote100]

I worked outside today in 115 degree heat.

 

[Taegul]

I'm glad both of our 2024 presidential nominees are focused on what is really most important to our country....who the better golfer is. Fuck voting! I think a round of 18 should determine the next PUSA. Make America Golf Again.

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

I am the most beautiful, sexual woman who ever lived