Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[ImThe3rdWheel]

I have never heard of this masterbation you all speak of

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

And I thought Master Bait was a brand of fishing supplies.

 

[RandallOldman]

I believe alien invasion is possible someday.

I'm sure it is. I get abducted repeatedly.

At first I thought all the probing was for some kind of scientific testing. Finally I realized they just like to assfuck me!

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I'm sure it is. I get abducted repeatedly.

At first I thought all the probing was for some kind of scientific testing. Finally I realized they just like to assfuck me!

I was so waiting for that to come up.

 

[imamdboy]

I"m a fantastic lover.

 

[HollyS]

One time, the huge dildo I keep in my purse fell out on the counter at the 7-11.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

One time, the huge dildo I keep in my purse fell out on the counter at the 7-11.

I spot the lie... It's only a medium sized dildo.

 

[RandallOldman]

I was so waiting for that to come up.

That's what she said.

 

[HollyS]

I spot the lie... It's only a medium sized dildo.

The medium sized dildo was lost on the bus ride to work.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The medium sized dildo was lost on the bus ride to work.

Remind me not to buy you a lipstick vibe, then.

 

[HollyS]

Remind me not to buy you a lipstick vibe, then.

Oh, the lipstick vibe is safe. I'd like to get a rechargeable one, though. Buying 100-packs of AAA batteries is getting very expensive!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Oh, the lipstick vibe is safe. I'd like to get a rechargeable one, though. Buying 100-packs of AAA batteries is getting very expensive!

I have a rechargeable one and it’s remote control too but it’s not strong enough in my opinion.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Sex toys? What are those? I own no such thing.

 

[drobert44]

Never heard of a lipstick vibe!

 

[Kittycity]

Speaking of sex toys, I have absolutely no room for any more, I have more than enough! I have zero interest in testing out others too!!

 

[drobert44]

Speaking of sex toys, I have absolutely no room for any more, I have more than enough! I have zero interest in testing out others too!!

Always good to hear from a pro ...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Speaking of sex toys, I have absolutely no room for any more, I have more than enough! I have zero interest in testing out others too!!

I was just thinking that very same thing yesterday.

 

[drobert44]

I was just thinking that very same thing yesterday.

So tragic, these dames cant find a man to play with.....
I dated 2 Lit women, loved it, still friends.

 

[Taegul]

I'm really getting tired of women talking about sex toys. Just ewww!

 

[jarigi]

When out, I carry a walking stick. Not for medical reasons, but to ward off all the women who seemingly find me irresistible.

 

[Cat]

I started the "Save & protect our cute Mosquitoes" foundation, which now surpasses both the "Save the Elephants" and "Save the Pandas" in members and activities.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm actually three raccoons in a trenchcoat catfishing Litsters for their hot garbage.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My real name is Imelda and I have a closet full of shoes.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

My real name is Imelda and I have a closet full of shoes.

To cover your hairy toes?

My toes are not hairy.

 

[Coyote100]

My real name is Imelda and I have a closet full of shoes.

Are you related to Imelda Marcos of the Philippines who had over 3000 pairs of shoes.