Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[HollyS]

I have found a home here on lit… and am well liked and appreciated…

Supposed to be lies, sir Jack!

I never shake my head at posts and threads on Lit.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Supposed to be lies, sir Jack!

I never shake my head at posts and threads on Lit.

I know the rules…
And I followed them…

 

[HollyS]

I always follow rules. Furthermore, I think all rules are excellent.

 

[Cruel_summer]

I hate chocolate chip pancakes...

I’m good at making pancakes…

(But also chocolate chip pancakes sound amazing right now )

 

[HollyS]

I just ate a 46oz steak for dinner. Plus potato wedges.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I have the confidence of a toddler holding a juice box.

 

[HollyS]

I have the confidence of a toddler holding a juice box.

I washed down my steak with a juice box!!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I definitely do not need a good night’s sleep

 

[mortis]

My sex life couldn’t be any better.

 

[Davidwa1]

I have a huge cock that women and men salivate over.

 

[BusDee276]

I think I'll go straight to sleep when I go to bed tonight and not come on here

 

[SweetMasochist]

My sex life couldn’t be any better.

Same having amazing sex daily

 

[BetterWithAge]

I’m going to quit drinking

 

[Strixaluco]

Spring makes me feel so good and energetic!

 

[Trubbycat]

My sexual powers are attracting too much attention.

 

[Taegul]

I am definitely not at a Popeyes right now waiting for a toothless meth head to make my chicken sandwich. Yikes.

 

[Taegul]

I'm going to see the movie 100 Years tomorrow. I'll be sure to post my movie review on Lit for all of you to read.

 

[Wand3rlust]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 

[EvaLane]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

What are the rules for breaking thread protocol???!!!

I love handing out punishments (see how I’m lyingggggggg but you were telling the truthhhhh)

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm not going to take a nap today

 

[Khadaji2002]

I'm 100% confident my new job will work out well.

 

[Taegul]

I'm Donald Ducking it right now.

 

[Trubbycat]

Elon just gave me a million dollars.

 

[Taegul]

I can't even post in this thread because it is literally impossible for me to ever tell a lie.

 

[fsa52]

I have never made a fool of myself over a man.