Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Shady_nz]

What @fsa52 said

 

[PMarky2]

That I am successful with women...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I’m 5 foot tall with DD cup size.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have a closet full of shoes.

 

[Skippertyrell]

After becoming the unofficial dolphin polishing world champion, I used my experience in the water to join M.U.F.U.

 

[ydahecnot]

I never like where this is going

 

[summer_reine]

I never poke trolls and run away giggling.

 

[questquilya]

I have total control over the time I spend on Lit.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm shy.

 

[ydahecnot]

I rock out with my cock out while listening to Guantanamara

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Heavy boozing does not impact my sleep.

 

[jarigi]

I always know what women are thinking.

 

[Bassytian]

I have unlimited confidence, perfect social skills, and women flock to me by the dozens.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I am not tipsy at all right now

 

[chapter6plan]

I am a doctoral student studying the sexual tendencies of older (50+) men. I vist this site only to gather data for my thesis. No other reason. Really.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I've slept with Clive Owen on numerous occasions

 

[Biggalute]

I have 2 bellybuttons from when I was a 'born again' Christian

 

[QwertyMaster]

I am an irresistible ladies man because I know how to play the banjo.

 

[Taegul]

With the recent boom in A.I. and the craze that has surrounded it, I have decided to launch a competitive technology of my own.

I will be introducing A.S. to the world shortly. I believe that Artificial Stupidity is the future and I believe our very government will run every facet of our country with great help from A.S., if it isn't already.

 

[Strixaluco]

Not having plenty of uncertainties regarding the HVAC renovation doesn't stress me at all, noko. It's no big deal.

 

[deft]

I shot the sheriff.

 

[questquilya]

I am not tired at all. Also, I am asexual.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am a certified mechanic.

 

[Taegul]

I have hired a legal team to sue the pants off the Chinese food industry.

Fortune cookies ARE NOT COOKIES, DAMMIT!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I have all the confidence in the world!