Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

I am a morning person. Always have been and I'm sure I always will be.

 

[Taegul]

I joke about porn scenes all the time, but I never actually watch any of them. The content controls and internet access are too strictly enforced here in The Vatican.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm the epitome of the cat lady..I think one is nesting in my hair

 

[chapter6plan]

I am very afraid of fire. The thought of a bonfire with flames shooting higher than my head does not thrill me at all. In fact, it terrifies me. And I'm definitely NOT sitting by such a fire as I write this.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m the most decisive person ever. I’m totally not second guessing that decision.

 

[QwertyMaster]

I really want to get peoples hopes up with ideas of what I can offer and then relish dashing those hopes when I inevitably disappoint.

 

[Kaushiki]

I didn’t just get tempted to have sex with my ex.

 

[Helpme01]

I’m fine

 

[Kaushiki]

I absolutely hate older men… they don’t get my pussy wet at all.

 

[Helpme01]

I absolutely hate older men… they don’t get my pussy wet at all.

Well now now what do you consider older??

 

[Booboobear84]

I absolutely hate older men… they don’t get my pussy wet at all.

I hate when younger women make the first move

 

[dkak001]

Today is going to be a great day for me!

 

[Taegul]

I am a professional fisherman and my favorite catch will always be a catfish. Love me some catfish!

 

[Girly_girl]

I have a very cold heart.

 

[Sienna62]

I absolutely hate older men… they don’t get my pussy wet at all.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I am a delight first thing in the morning

 

[Taegul]

I love being cutoff on the freeway, and I have never used my horn in anger.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I did not have massive anxiety making my contractor breakfast, noooo. I could crack eggs like a pro, no shells I had to pick out!

 

[lil_jenni]

I love being cutoff on the freeway, and I have never used my horn in anger.

Oh, me too!!!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I'm actually quite funny.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m not playing on Lit when I could be doing something productive like learning new things

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I’m not playing on Lit when I could be doing something productive like learning new things

I mean, playing could mean so many things though

 

[lil_jenni]

I love it when guys assume my WRX must be my husband's car. And I love it that I now drive our Explorer most of the time because it has room for the kids and my poor WRX sits lonely in the garage.

 

[Mrtenant]

Too many titties in my inbox

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m so looking forward to going into the office tomorrow!