Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Dubinsky]

I'm almost never, ever horny.

 

[latecomer91364]

I believe that for every drop of rain a flower grows.

This is statistically impossible. If it were true, flowers would have covered the planet eons ago.

 

[Qky75]

Gosh being on vacation is so boring. I can't wait for this week to be over

 

[dkak001]

I’m not playing on Lit when I could be doing something productive like learning new things

You too? That's amazing!

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve never once done anything illegal…

 

[Dubinsky]

I hate performing live.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm super shy

 

[ycym]

I'm super shy

And I believe you.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m not nosy about any drama

 

[HollyS]

I have six toes on my left foot.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I have six toes on my left foot.

Lie - that’s on your right foot, right?

 

[HollyS]

Lie - that’s on your right foot, right?

You caught me! Lol

I sleep hanging upside down from an inversion table.

 

[willlph]

feet repulse me

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m not nosy about any drama

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[jason28053]

Friday the 13th scares me

 

[mortis]

Honey not again today we just had sex last night.

 

[HollyS]

I let my coffee get lukewarm before I'll take a sip.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

The line is so long that I make my lit women admirers take a number before I'll chat with them...

 

[Taegul]

Smelling salts are a valid alternative to Viagra. I just let my Trouser Howitzer get a whiff and he's ready to fire, just like that. Thank God I was born with a nose on my penis.

 

[EctoJohn]

I created the Rubix Cube.

 

[HollyS]

I can solve the Rubiks cube in under a minute, using only my tongue.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I have a Rubik’s cube signed by the man who invented them

 

[EctoJohn]

I have discovered a naturally existing wormhole right outside my home and I use it to illegally travel to North Korea.

 

[Jaws82]

I can solve the Rubiks cube in under a minute, using only my tongue.

I thought this was supposed to be lies?

 

[Jaws82]

I invented the weasel using an otter and meth