Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[~Elizabeth~]

I have loss absolutely all interest in sex.

 

[dkak001]

50% of what I say is a lie.

 

[BDA73]

Totally soft right now

 

[Taegul]

I was actually born wearing this hat and it's as much a part of me as my tail or my superfluous third nipple. Or my superfluous fourth nipple. Or my superfluous fifth nipple. Or my superfluous sixth nipple. Ok, I think you get the idea.

 

[lil_jenni]

Part of the below is a lie and part is the truth...

I love my husband dearly , and I never miss the excitement of pulling out a guy's cock for the first time to see what he's packing.

 

[lil_jenni]

Does your husband know you don’t love him anymore?

 

[smtst5]

I’m only on lit for the stories

 

[EctoJohn]

I have once won a Grammy award.

 

[kimuk]

I went to a swingers club last night and I was fucked so many times I have had to sit on an ice pack a!l day as I was so well used

 

[HollyS]

I only suck hubby's cock on the third Saturday of the month, and even then it's only if he cooked dinner.

 

[B_mossy24]

I'm tooootally straight

 

[HollyS]

I have absolutely never fantasized about making out with @MiaBabe23 on a beanbag chair. Not once.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I have also never had that fantasy about @HollyS and had to stop myself adding more detail. Never happened

 

[lil_jenni]

I will not be fucking and/or sucking my Hubby tonight. No way, no how. And it doesn't look good for the rest of the weekend either.

 

[chame1eon]

I have loss absolutely all interest in sex.

I never had any interest to begin with

 

[fakingadulthood]

I never had any interest to begin with

I’d never heard of it until this thread

 

[EctoJohn]

I used to be the official spokesman for tiny condoms back in my youth.

 

[Taegul]

I'm one of the top ranked stars on PornHub.

Oh wait. Sorry. That's PornGrub. I'm one of the top ranked stars on PornGrub.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I’m a terrible driver. And I do not street race at all.

I especially do not street race after a guy on a motorcycle comes next to my vehicle, stands and nods. Def not after that!!

 

[Taegul]

I’m a terrible driver. And I do not street race at all.

I especially do not street race after a guy on a motorcycle comes next to my vehicle, stands and nods. Def not after that!!

I pull up next to her on my Green Machine and ring my bell to go, but she never takes the bait.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I pull up next to her on my Green Machine and ring my bell to go, but she never takes the bait.

Lies. I would be triggered by a Green Machine too!

 

[AnomalyLady]

I am never late on my taxes

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I hate it here

 

[AnomalyLady]

The planet / star Pluto has seen my ass

 

[AnomalyLady]

Also, Pluto the dog has seen my ass.

Long story short, good day at Disneyland.