Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

Also, Pluto the dog has seen my ass.

Long story short, good day at Disneyland.

That kinda reminds me...I once fought a bear. It was brutal but I conquered and left it a bloody mess clinging for its very life.

The zookeepers said I'm never allowed near the Koala exhibit again. Totally worth it, he was mad dogging me big time.

 

[AnomalyLady]

That kinda reminds me...I once fought a bear. It was brutal but I conquered and left it a bloody mess clinging for its very life.

The zookeepers said I'm never allowed near the Koala exhibit again. Totally worth it, he was mad dogging me big time.

The twist

 

[Taegul]

Koalas are bears

Did you just have a revelation? LOL

 

[Taegul]

(They aren't )

Actually they are. You see, I perpetuated the rumor that they indeed were not bears as a fake news campaign years ago, as part of my mainstream media disinformation effort to outlaw Eucalyptus in America and send all Koala BEARS back to Australia as part of my Make Drop Bears Great Again election strategy.

 

[AnomalyLady]

MDBGA hahahahahahha

 

[AnomalyLady]

That’s a mouthful

That’s what she said.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I have never run over anything with my truck.

 

[Taegul]

I have never been on the Space Mountain ride at Disneyland when it suffered a malfunction, came to a complete stop during the ride, and had all the interior lights turned on.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I do not almost constantly think about giving roadhead. And def not with no cruise control and going 70 mph. Nooooo.

 

[Taegul]

I do not almost constantly think about giving roadhead. And def not with no cruise control and going 70 mph. Nooooo.

I've definitely never seen those adult videos of a couple in a self-driving Tesla.

Angel on my left shoulder: "That is completely irresponsible!"
Devil on my right shoulder: "We need to buy a Tesla, Taegul!"

 

[AnomalyLady]

I've definitely never seen those adult videos of a couple in a self-driving Tesla.

Angel on my left shoulder: "That is completely irresponsible!"
Devil on my right shoulder: "We need to buy a Tesla, Taegul!"

Omg are we talking about that one guy that looks like an ugly Jack Harlow?

 

[Taegul]

Omg are we talking about that one guy that looks like an ugly Jack Harlow?

Probably. I mean, my attention isn't really focused on the guy...

Oh shit, I'm supposed to be telling a lie.

Umm, I can't keep my eyes off that guy!

 

[AnomalyLady]

I have not officially lost all of my shoes in the moving process except Birkenstocks.

I do not wear cute socks with the Birks that my massage therapist complimented.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a reincarnation of Paul Lynde.

 

[lil_jenni]

I hate being sore from a hard fucking.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I did not enjoy the electric auger I used a few days ago.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am actually blind to photographs, but my monitor creates braille pictures.

 

[fishnfool]

Despite weighing 350 pounds, I was a runner-up for People’s Sexiest Man.

 

[Taegul]

I asked ChatGPT to give me something witty to post here and it simply said, "No!"

 

[barefootgirl69]

I love wearing 4 in stilettos.

 

[JerseyJade]

I love doing laundry.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I hate doing laundry.

 

[lil_jenni]

I've never gone without panties because I was putting off doing laundry.

 

[EctoJohn]

I invented exhibitionism.

 

[QwertyMaster]

I like who I am.