Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

I'm a sleeptyper. I'm actually asleep right now as I post this.

 

[CuyValDar]

I completely and totally understand everything about women.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I hate being so famous.

 

[NyxAvatar68]

I'm a very social person. Totally not a hyper shy introvert.

 

[saintcero]

I'm a very social person. Totally not a hyper shy introvert.

Funny. Me too. I’m the life of the party. Well, I would be if I went to parties.

 

[EctoJohn]

I was once abducted by aliens and spent 30 years traveling the universe with them, but because of the laws of time and speed of light travel, I didn't age at all by the time I got back to Earth.

 

[Taegul]

I'm the one who got the no nudity policy enacted on Lit. I created 482 fake alt accounts and have been complaining nonstop about random strangers looking over my shoulder in public while I surf Lit on my phone.

I'm sorry it had to come to this, but nudity is disgusting, and I think you should all be ashamed of yourselves!

 

[positiveflirt]

I'm the one who got the no nudity policy enacted on Lit. I created 482 fake alt accounts and have been complaining nonstop about random strangers looking over my shoulder in public while I surf Lit on my phone.

I'm sorry it had to come to this, but nudity is disgusting, and I think you should all be ashamed of yourselves!

I'm the one who looks over Taegul's 482 fake shoulders.
It's an addiction and I'm not sorry.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I'm the one who looks over Taegul's 482 fake shoulders.
It's an addiction and I'm not sorry.

I am the one who first reported Tae. I am the originator of the nudity ban.

#DontFreeTheNip

 

[Taegul]

I am the one who first reported Tae. I am the originator of the nudity ban.

#DontFreeTheNip

I am truly offended. I feel like I've been stabbed in the backside. Hard. Repeatedly. Mercilessly.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I am truly offended. I feel like I've been stabbed in the backside. Hard. Repeatedly. Mercilessly.

Are you telling me you wouldn’t like to be stabbed in the backside (closest thing to brown) multiple times?

 

[Taegul]

Are you telling me you wouldn’t like to be stabbed in the backside (closest thing to brown) multiple times?

Due to the confusing nature of this thread being intentional lies and the opportunity for my words to be taken out of context and cause irreparable harm to my very significant career in Hollywood, I am going to have to consult with my legal counsel before being able to answer that question.

My PR team will prepare a statement at their earliest convenience.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Due to the confusing nature of this thread being intentional lies and the opportunity for my words to be taken out of context and cause irreparable harm to my very significant career in Hollywood, I am going to have to consult with my legal counsel before being able to answer that question.

My PR team will prepare a statement at their earliest convenience.

I “will” wait for that hahah

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a perfectly completed Pog collection.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I rotate the women in my lit harem by making them take numbers for me to call out when it's their turn...

 

[EctoJohn]

I live on a remote island in the Atlantic, technically not part of any nation.

 

[lil_jenni]

I am emotionally stable and mentally well adjusted.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I never had my Eyebrow pierced

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I definitely would not make you pancakes in the morning if you stayed over.

 

[Jodaily]

I’ve been mistaken for Jason Mamoa’s brother.

 

[Jodaily]

I am emotionally stable and mentally well adjusted.

Me too.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve been very sensible and saved money

 

[Jodaily]

I haven’t abused myself in, like, forever!

 

[smtst5]

I don’t drink that much tequila and take pics

 

[SpicyBean99]

I fucking hate being sexual. In fact, I’m celibate. As for those that enjoy reading smut? I’m sure there’s a special place in hell for you.

Also I truly believe that there is a special place reserved down under, with no exception of passing through the pearly gates, for those who enjoy partaking in oral sex.