Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[lil_jenni]

I love being told how to think and feel.

 

[Jodaily]

As I’ve been told so many times in my life, Damn I’m good looking!

 

[EctoJohn]

I was an underwear model back in 2004.

 

[Awaywego]

I chased the cheese in England and won

 

[GoodnessO]

I'm known as a very adequate lover.

I wouldn't be able to teach you anything.

 

[EctoJohn]

I speak fluent Thai.

 

[BDA73]

I have no interest in women

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I can listen to someone yap for a lengthy amount of time.

 

[mortis]

I really love old rock and roll

 

[Taegul]

I actually can't even post in this thread because it is impossible for Saint Taegul to ever tell a lie.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have the world record for solving a standard Rubik's Cube.

 

[AnomalyLady]

My stomach is doing fine after all of the fruit I ate yesterday.

 

[smtst5]

I never overthink anything ever.

 

[EctoJohn]

I live just down the street from you.
Yes, you. The person reading this post.

 

[Taegul]

I will send nudes to the next poster who spells my username correctly (for once).

I PROMISE.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Taegul!!!!!

 

[Taegul]

Taegul!!!!!

What?

 

[AnomalyLady]

I will send nudes to the next poster who spells my username correctly (for once).

I PROMISE.

What?

Bro

 

[Taegul]

Bro

Ok, but I didn't say whose nudes they were. Careful what you wish for...

But, in the spirit of this thread....MY NUDES ARE DEFINITELY ON THE WAY. Hold your breath, they should be arriving any second now...

 

[AnomalyLady]

Ok, but I didn't say whose nudes they were. Careful what you wish for...

But, in the spirit of this thread....MY NUDES ARE DEFINITELY ON THE WAY. Hold your breath, they should be arriving any second now...

In my defense, I read “nudes,” do a task and nothing else.

Oops, tell lies.

Oh wow such great nude pictures. It’s so BIG!

 

[Taegul]

In my defense, I read “nudes,” do a task and nothing else.

Oops, tell lies.

Oh wow such great nude pictures. It’s so BIG!

It's a lie about yourself, not about me! LMAO

I am SO offended, I might just log off Lit for the last time ever!!!

 

[AnomalyLady]

I am NOT blonde. And I hate the blonde stereotypes because I am very smart and I can change lightbulbs without falling off a ladder!

(I literally fell off a ladder, while changing a lightbulb yesterday)

 

[Taegul]

I am NOT blonde. And I hate the blonde stereotypes because I am very smart and I can change lightbulbs without falling off a ladder!

(I literally fell off a ladder, while changing a lightbulb yesterday)

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb? Five. One to hold the lightbulb and four to turn the ladder.

I did NOT find that joke funny at all. Very disrespectful! I am frankly outraged and very disappointed in myself for sharing that.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I am NOT blonde. And I hate the blonde stereotypes because I am very smart and I can change lightbulbs without falling off a ladder!

(I literally fell off a ladder, while changing a lightbulb yesterday)

Are you okay?

I fell off a ladder as I was painting - well, I was actually coming down and missed a step. I refuse to get back up on one!

I'm not clumsy.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Are you okay?

I fell off a ladder as I was painting - well, I was actually coming down and missed a step. I refuse to get back up on one!

I'm not clumsy.

Yeah I’m in general clumsy! So it’s nothing new haha